Containment What If?

What if Chris was actually working several hours a day 5/7 days per week on his Sonichu comics, sold merchandising at 50-200 dollars price range and only spend 10-20% of his earning on toys, videogames and worthless craps?
 
What if chris goes back in time terminator style and tries to warn himself?
 
Lokamayadon said:
What if Chris was (really) born a girl?
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Some dumb ass would have boned him for an easy lay when he was 15.

What if Chris was a computer operating system like Mildows CWC 2017? Would there be a 2007 edition when he became widely installable?
 
Woodcutting bot said:
What if he actually had reasonable standards for someone of his quality?

What type of female could he actually get?
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No woman wants that. Even women as overweight, autistic, broke, unhygenic, etc. as Chris don't want that. They'd have to be super desperate and have no self esteem. And they would cheat at the first opportunity, anyway.

Chris should sell his Lego and vidya and get a realdoll.
 
I can imagine a Chris-Chan crossover scenario with the transformers.

''Asper-bots engage!'' Yells Christine, otherwise known as Autimus Prime.

''If confronted with conflicting ideals to your own hypocrisy, initiate your Trans-formation in defence!''
 
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What if Chris started skateboarding?
Marvin said:
Heh, I think one of Chris' sex videos is like really popular on some porn site. Like just because of cwcki viewers going to watch it.
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The JULAAAY video got a couple million views on RedTube I think.
 
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What if Chris shit himself, did nothing, shit himself again, did something, shit himself thrice, and did everything?
 
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