Containment What If?

Apocalypso said:
What if Chris was a penguin?
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CWC classic colored penguin.png

Note the resemblance in the dead eyed stare
 
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What if Chris had died of internal haemhorraging after the Bluespike Reveals Himself incident?

Or, more seriously, what if Chris had died early on into the trolling? Would Kiwi Farms even exist in any form?
 
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Vrakks said:
What if Chris had died of internal haemhorraging after the Bluespike Reveals Himself incident?

Or, more seriously, what if Chris had died early on into the trolling? Would Kiwi Farms even exist in any form?
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We'd have evolved from the CWCki Forums into the Christopher Paul Whitney Farms.

That being said, what if chris was somehow goaded into going after the trolls from the calling out videos a la Julay in Ohio?
 
Male Soul said:
What if Chris got scammed by an Indian tech support scammer?
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He'd make a Facebook post on how "my computer is so much faster now! Come on, guys, say yes to tech support agent Aadhya!"

And that'd be the last post from him for weeks until he shelled out money for a new PC, and then desperately takes on the hunt to find her again, to help fix this new one too.
 
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DykesDykesChina said:
What if Chris lived in a psychedelic fairy tale forest?

You know what kind of forest I mean: weird colorful mushrooms growing all over, fairies of the naked-girl-with-butterfly-wings type zipping about, talking animals who speak in brainfuck riddles and paradoxes, everything ruled by weird non-Euclidean geometries (e.g. a wood path that appears to run straight suddenly curves into a Moebius strip), trees have faces, flowers grow incredibly high, the sky sparkles with colorful fractals etc.

How would Chris fare if he was a resident of such a forest? In what kind of mushroom would he live? How would he get along with the cute nubile fairies, the paradox-talking animals, the non-Euclidean geometries etc.?
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=50ZXUOnMjfc
 
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IRanAwaySoFarAway said:
What if someone produced a full-on TV show that was blatantly based off of Chris and the personalities surrounding him but with the names and locations changed?
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On the one hand, given how much material there is to work with, I'm surprised that this hasn't been fleshed out more at some point by someone...on the other: I remember the truly exceptional documentaries about him and remember that most people aren't nearly as fascinated by Chris as we are; it's probably for the best.

FightenGnome said:
Considering his Psychiatrist is letting him take hormonal treatment, I believe the social service industry is as autistic as he is. Best thing for him would be to live off welfare in an apartment with a cat.

What if Bob wrote Sonichu instead of Chris but for Chris and Chris took over after 2011. Would Sonichu be better?
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Yes and no. The early years of Sonichu as Bob tried to mold his :autism: spawn wouldn't have been as interesting, but the drawing and coherency would have improved. The later years, when he had nothing but regret left for his faggot son would have been amazing, but the drawing and coherency would have been about the same. Presumably Bob wouldn't have stopped writing the fucking thing in 2009 either in this scenario.

Picklechu said:
Pre-op Brianna Wu.
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Until you posted that I thought that John Walker Flynt was this guy https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/John_Walker_Lindh and I'm not sure which is worse. John Walkers should be haram.
 
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What if a picture popped up of Jessica french kissing a black guy? Would that trigger the Classic Chris tard rage we've all been craving?
 
TrunksFromDragonballGT said:
What if a picture popped up of Jessica french kissing a black guy? Would that trigger the Classic Chris tard rage we've all been craving?
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Why? Chris doesn't give a shit about black people. And she could probably cheat all she wants under the umbrella of the relationship being "complicated" or some shit, and Chris genuinely wouldn't give a shit.
 
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