Containment What If?

[Apocalypso]

What if Chris could no longer get an erection?

 

[ON 190]

What if Chris’s dick became an actual pickle?

 

[Cheerlead-in-Chief]

What if chris-chan tried to Make his sweetheart by in-vitro fertilization?

 

[Somar]

What if Chris got a job that he couldn't get fired from no matter how hard he tried?

 

[jurassic bark]

What if Chris got a job that he couldn't get fired from no matter how hard he tried?

I'd watch that movie. It'd probably be directed by Adam Sandler and star Kevin James as Chris.

 

[Smashjitzu]

I'd watch that movie. It'd probably be directed by Adam Sandler and star Kevin James as Chris.

That sounds like a role Kevin James would gladly accept.

 

[Corsola]

What if the Mii Channel music started playing constantly around chris and he couldn't find the source of it and just lived with it for the rest of his life in complete indifference

It should be that Playstation 4 menu music that plays during all his recent livestreams tbh

 

[Sho'nuff]

That sounds like a role Kevin James would gladly accept.

Nicholas Cage would play Cole.

 

[Apocalypso]

What if Chris shit himself and did nothing, and then shit himself again?

 

[The Fool]

What if Chris shit himself and did nothing, and then shit himself again?

what if he un-shit himself

 

[Smashjitzu]

Nicholas Cage would play Cole.

Man this just keeps getting better and better!

 

[Apocalypso]

what if he un-shit himself

He would do something.

 

[Somar]

What if Barb got an account on Kiwi Farms?

 

[Mogambo]

What if Chris tried to put Barb into a retirement home, but then saw just how great they are and tried to put himself in one instead?

To be fair, considering his tastes in pop culture, he'd probably fit right in. He already looks and talks like a crazy old bag lady. I can see him just sitting around with a group of old people watching 1950s TV shows in a group home, honestly.

What if Chris could no longer get an erection?

Are you sure that hasn't happened already? His age, obesity, lack of exercise and poor diet could very well lead to early impotence, not to mention any weird psychological issues he may have (though I suspect with Chris he may be too dumb to get performance anxiety).

What if Chris got a job that he couldn't get fired from no matter how hard he tried?

Ah, so government work then.

 

[Zebedee]

What if Barb got an account on Kiwi Farms?

By the time she figures out the internets the vascular dementia owed to years of living sedentary lifestyle will have flushed it away from her memory.

 

[Rupin]

What if... Chris and nine of his strongest Sonichu characters were in Dragonball Super's Tournament of Power?

 

[AF 802]

What if does Chris is gay?

The rumor come out.

 

[Apocalypso]

What if Chris dated Aunt Corrina?

 

[Somar]

What if... Chris and nine of his strongest Sonichu characters were in Dragonball Super's Tournament of Power?

All of Chris's team would lose within the first minute, causing his universe to be erased.

 

[Gorgar]

What if Chris bought Shin Megami Tensei Nocturne?