Containment What If?

What if Chris and Jace met each other in real life? On that note, what if Chris and Jace had to interact with one another regularly? As if they were roommates or something.

Come to think of it, that sounds like a premise for an Odd Couple-esque movie right there.
 
Konstantinos said:
What if Chris and Jace met each other in real life? On that note, what if Chris and Jace had to interact with one another regularly? As if they were roommates or something.

Come to think of it, that sounds like a premise for an Odd Couple-esque movie right there.
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Jace would call Chris a faggot.
Chris will shit himself and do nothing.
 
What if Chris was 100% Cherokee or Cherokian, he had special Cherokian powers, he was also descended from Anne Boleyn, and he also eventually became King of England due to some tragedies in the royal family (likely caused by the Cherokian powers)?
 
What if Chris had discovered that Liquid had cancer and made fun of him for it back in 2009? Would that have pissed people off more than twin falling towers? Would there be huge amounts of A-logging directed at him during his lemonade stand schtick?
 
NavierStoked said:
What if Chris was 100% Cherokee or Cherokian, he had special Cherokian powers, he was also descended from Anne Boleyn, and he also eventually became King of England due to some tragedies in the royal family (likely caused by the Cherokian powers)?
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He'd asplode.
 
Klyde Kash said:
What would Chris do if Nicki Minaj threw herself at him?
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Shit himself and do nothing because he'd be too paralyzed by shock to do anything. In all fairness, I know a couple of guys that would probably crap themselves if they saw her, not because they were fans but because they'd hope that the stench would scare her off.

NavierStoked said:
What if Chris was 100% Cherokee or Cherokian, he had special Cherokian powers, he was also descended from Anne Boleyn, and he also eventually became King of England due to some tragedies in the royal family (likely caused by the Cherokian powers)?
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"I sat upon a throne of blood!"

Only, you know, with Chris it'd likely just be that he got hemorrhoids and one popped. It's unlikely that he'd actively kill anyone and he'd just see the deaths as happy coincidence. I imagine that he'd even go so far as to tell the media "I'm so lucky, I'm a king!" while giving his first statements to the general public.
 
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What if Chris is the villain in the new, as yet unmade Ghostbusters 3 movie? He could play the Janosz role, even though he imagines himself to be in the Vigo role.
 
Captain Cid said:
What if Chris is the villain in the new, as yet unmade Ghostbusters 3 movie? He could play the Janosz role, even though he imagines himself to be in the Vigo role.
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He's Mr. Stay Puft.

I don't care if that was an easy shot, get shooping, shoopers!
 
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If Chris were severely deformed, especially in the face, would he still be as falsely convinced and deluded about his chances with da ladies as he is now?
 
ForeverAlonePonyfag said:
If Chris were severely deformed, especially in the face, would he still be as falsely convinced about his success with da ladies as he is now?
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He's already severely deformed. His butt really is fucked up. I mean sometimes he looks like he has a square butt and sometimes it looks like his ass cheeks are going to explode. Also why is there a rash on his ass?
 
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Unbovvered said:
He's already severely deformed. His butt really is fucked up. I mean sometimes he looks like he has a square butt and sometimes it looks like his ass cheeks are going to explode. Also why is there a rash on his ass?
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Same reason for Barb's holey buttocks unless those are bedsores. But probably because of :briefs: or bug bites
 
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but, man...
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Heh, that kind of leads into another question:

What would happen if Chris decided to get silicone implants? Would he get breast implants? Butt implants? And if so, would he try to go to a real doctor or would he try to go to a pumping party? A pumping party is essentially where someone with (usually) no professional training will go, rent a hotel room (usually a nasty one), and various people will show up and let someone inject silicone into their bodies. They hope it's silicone, anyway. Sometimes people will die from it.

In any case, what do you think he'd get? What would he do afterwards?

I think he'd look into getting it done legitimately at first and he might go into it with the idea of creating better boobs to fill out his tomgirl outfits. However Chris being Chris, he'd end up going through a cheaper doctor or go to a pumping party. He'd end up getting a cement butt and then try to sue the doctor... who has vanished into the night. If it went well enough, I see him putting on a tight top and going out and about to show himself off to various girls, in the hopes that it'd entice someone. I don't think he'd change too much since he thinks he's awesome looking, but I can see him thinking that he could get this or that done in the hopes of it turning him into Fabio.
 
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If God Himself showed up in front of Chris and said exactly why Chris' life has been crappy and what Chris could do to improve it (complete with the awe inspiring voice you'd imagine God to have), do you think Chris would listen to the words of the Almighty?
 
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