Heh, that kind of leads into another question:
What would happen if Chris decided to get silicone implants? Would he get breast implants? Butt implants? And if so, would he try to go to a real doctor or would he try to go to a
pumping party? A pumping party is essentially where someone with (usually) no professional training will go, rent a hotel room (usually a nasty one), and various people will show up and let someone inject silicone into their bodies.
They hope it's silicone, anyway.
Sometimes people will die from it.
In any case, what do you think he'd get? What would he do afterwards?
I think he'd look into getting it done legitimately at first and he might go into it with the idea of creating better boobs to fill out his tomgirl outfits. However Chris being Chris, he'd end up going through a cheaper doctor or go to a pumping party. He'd end up getting a cement butt and then try to sue the doctor... who has vanished into the night. If it went well enough, I see him putting on a tight top and going out and about to show himself off to various girls, in the hopes that it'd entice someone. I don't think he'd change too much since he thinks he's awesome looking, but I can see him thinking that he could get this or that done in the hopes of it turning him into Fabio.
DAT AIN'T MUH CHILD!
BUT MAWMAW!
