Containment What If?

[Somar]

What if Chris guest starred on Walking Dead?

It would actually improve the quality of the show.
What if Chris presented an award at the Oscars?

 

[Apocalypso]

It would actually improve the quality of the show.
What if Chris presented an award at the Oscars?

"So here is, here is, the uhm- The oscar, but I also made one with crayola model magic and you can and you c- you can choose which one you want... Oh wait, but the stand for the crayola model one is pink and you like pink so you might want that one better and I keep the original one?"

I-I'd like to present dis Oscaar to Felicity Dones for Da Theory of Everything, where she stayed with her man despite him not being able to move. Hmm.. yeah.. I need a sweetheart that stays with me despite da hard times and da mean trolling TROLLS that have ruined my relationships and made my life a living HELL.

Congradulations for da movie Felicity. (stares at her tits while handing her the award) You did good. (Tries to give her a hug.)


I'd also like to give this Golden Glob- I mean Oscar to da people who made American Sniper, I mean Selma. (Looks up as Oprah and Ava DuVernay comes up on the stage. Chris starts getting nervous at the proximity of not only one black person, but two of them.) I-I here you go. (Hands over Oscar to Oprah quickly, drops it in the process and then runs off stage.)

 

[Onewittyuser]

It would actually improve the quality of the show.
What if Chris presented an award at the Oscars?

His speech would consist of Tesco, Memes, and Nazis, because he would probably have Idea Guy write it.

What if Chris became so delusional that he believed he was constantly living in CWCville/Equestria, and that it wasn't in another universe?

 

[AgentYoshida4444]

Then he'd get banned from various estabilishments (again), this time for using Equestrian Bits/CWCville C and W Quarters (made from Crayola FUCKING Model MAGIC) as payment in GayStop/McDicks/Starcucks/whatever.

What if CWC replaced Bill or Dale in King of the Hill?

 

[CWCissey]

Then he'd get banned from various estabilishments (again), this time for using Equestrian Bits/CWCville C and W Quarters (made from Crayola FUCKING Model MAGIC) as payment in GayStop/McDicks/Starcucks/whatever.

What if CWC replaced Bill or Dale in King of the Hill?

If it was Bill, there'd literally be no difference.

If Dale, the show would be less funny.

 

[normankrasner]

what Chris(tine) hawked Barb's urine on ebay?

 

[AgentYoshida4444]

Judging by the predicament of the reference video, CWC would be banned from YouTube 5ever.

What if Liquid Chris was female and yet still considered to be the real CWC?

 

[Apocalypso]

What if Chris genetically cloned Barb to create an entire army of Barbs?

 

[Monolith]

The army would do almost exactly the same thing as one Barb.

What if Chris replaced Bill Gates?

 

[Onewittyuser]

What if Chris replaced Bill Gates?

Introducing the, uh, M-microsoft Sonichu! It's muh-much better than the HEXBOX, and, uh, you can play Parappa the Rappa on it.

 

[AgentYoshida4444]

What if CWC had Electric Hedgehog Power in real life?

 

[Onewittyuser]

What if CWC had Electric Hedgehog Power in real life?

 

[Monolith]

What if Chris shoved his ass into his medallion?

 

[AgentYoshida4444]

Likewise, the medallion would end up shattered, this time due to insufficient capacity of the medallion.

What if Clyde Cash was secretly Megan the whole time?

 

[ironpervhunter]

what if chris had a straight duck

 

[Monolith]

He would have maybe a .1% better chance of getting a boyfriend-free girl.

What if the real life Mary Lee Walsh found the Cwcki?

 

[Apocalypso]

What if Chris was a communist?

 

[TheClorax]

What if Chris was a communist?

Are you saying he isn’t?
What if Chris found a Meeseeks Box?

 

[CWCissey]

Are you saying he isn’t?
What if Chris found a Meeseeks Box?

He'd ask the Meeseeks to get him a boyfriend-free girl.

Leading to the same situation with Jerry and his golf swing.

 

[AgentYoshida4444]

What if Barb is the actual Hoard itself?