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What if Chris started reading Homestuck and attempted to cosplay some of the characters?

Because I think that'd be funny as hell, given his record of bad costume design.
 
AnchuentProphecy said:
What if Chris had admin powers on these forums for a day?
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He'd delete everything, crow about how he shut down the CWCki at least partially, and then crash into slumber when it was all restored the next day as it was all a way to get a rise out of Chris and that the forum he deleted was just a copy of the real thing. He would also probably try to access people's personal information as well, in an attempt to unmask the remaining trolls. I could actually see that being an interesting mini-mini-saga, actually.

normankrasner said:
What if they made a Wonder Years like show about Chris' middle school-high school days? Who'd play young Chris and Borb?
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People would laugh, cry, and then boggle in amazement when they realize that there is actually a Chris. The show would last about 2-3 episodes before people started watching the other, more interesting TV show playing on a rival channel that is just a baked potato (played by Kristen Stewart) slowly rotating in a microwave oven.
 
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normankrasner said:
What if Chris had gone for a four year college and lived in a dorm (even for just a semester)?
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He would take thrice as long to complete his studies and would inevitably be expelled for his abrasive behaviour, lack of hygiene and habit of shitting himself, among other things. The other students would end up not being able to tolerate him after spending extended periods of time near him or his foul sleeping quarters. After being expelled, he would post on Facebook about how everyone was treating him unfairly and that the world is out to discriminate against him for being autistic and a tranny.
 
normankrasner said:
What if Chris had gone for a four year college and lived in a dorm (even for just a semester)?
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He would have joined the college's LGBT society, seeing the pretty rainbow logo but not bothering to read the actual sign. Only in the final year would he realise that it was full of dang, dirty homos.
 
normankrasner said:
What if Chris had gone for a four year college and lived in a dorm (even for just a semester)?
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I remember one lolcow that actually did go to college and this fed into his later delusions. I can't remember if he graduated or not, but he claimed that he wanted to go back to college because it was non-stop food, a place to live, and female students would randomly call rooms and offer sex. He was pretty bug nuts crazy, so I seem to remember that he was thrown out of his college and spent most of his time afterwards fapping over furry porn.

I'd like to believe that Chris would receive better socialization skills from being completely separated from his parents, but odds are that he'd just end up screwing up and get thrown out pretty quickly for the same reasons he got in trouble for at PVCC. Then he'd go to PVCC and likely end up getting permanently expelled without graduating since MLW would have the prior incidents to refer back to.
 
Meeko said:
I remember one lolcow that actually did go to college and this fed into his later delusions. I can't remember if he graduated or not, but he claimed that he wanted to go back to college because it was non-stop food, a place to live, and female students would randomly call rooms and offer sex. He was pretty bug nuts crazy, so I seem to remember that he was thrown out of his college and spent most of his time afterwards fapping over furry porn.

I'd like to believe that Chris would receive better socialization skills from being completely separated from his parents, but odds are that he'd just end up screwing up and get thrown out pretty quickly for the same reasons he got in trouble for at PVCC. Then he'd go to PVCC and likely end up getting permanently expelled without graduating since MLW would have the prior incidents to refer back to.
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http://cwckiforums.com/threads/iconoclast.860/
 
Meeko said:
I remember one lolcow that actually did go to college and this fed into his later delusions. I can't remember if he graduated or not, but he claimed that he wanted to go back to college because it was non-stop food, a place to live, and female students would randomly call rooms and offer sex. He was pretty bug nuts crazy, so I seem to remember that he was thrown out of his college and spent most of his time afterwards fapping over furry porn.

I'd like to believe that Chris would receive better socialization skills from being completely separated from his parents, but odds are that he'd just end up screwing up and get thrown out pretty quickly for the same reasons he got in trouble for at PVCC. Then he'd go to PVCC and likely end up getting permanently expelled without graduating since MLW would have the prior incidents to refer back to.
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What if Chris lived in a co-ed dorm?
 
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