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Chris has a copyright on Sonichu. They'd have to actually pay him royalties to use Sonichu.

Surely in some bizarre situation where Sega wants to use Sonichu, they'd just buy the rights off him. I'm pretty sure they could flash him a number and he'd instantly take the money because Legos, and then probably continue making Sonichu shit anyway.
 
What if "Grand Dad" (that bootleg character everyone knows who is basically Mario dressed as Fred Flintstone) ended up becoming a friendly rival with Sonichu?
 
What if "Grand Dad" (that bootleg character everyone knows who is basically Mario dressed as Fred Flintstone) ended up becoming a friendly rival with Sonichu?

Realistically, Chris has probably forgotten the character. He always had a habit of introducing new characters and concepts and then forgetting them when his autistic laser-focus changed over to something else.
 
Please clarify, unless you literally mean what you said. The answer, in that case, is Chris would be in a coffin, quickly dying from lack of oxygen, and Bob would be a rotting corpse in Chris' bed.
(I thought Bob was cremated or something)

What if one of CWC's fake gals was a hardcore furry?
 
(I thought Bob was cremated or something)

What if one of CWC's fake gals was a hardcore furry?

Old Chris would probably make a shitty half-assed attempt at a fursuit/fitting into the community (possibly involving Sonichu) in order to make himself more romantically desirable to her. Remember his Chris-Chan-Sonichu/Sonic guise? Something like that. He also might claim to be a lifelong furry at heart, professing his secret crush on one of the more sexualized Sonic characters, and identifying with another.
 
What if Chris went full weeaboo and bought a cheap katana? Would he go to the Game Place and challenge Snyder to a duel?

Well, Chris is a coward, so probably not. More likely he would make a childish youtube video of himself emulating a sword-wielding character with it, and probably knock some shit over/break something.
 
Chris has a copyright on Sonichu. They'd have to actually pay him royalties to use Sonichu.
CWC only has the copyright because neither Sega nor Nintendo has bothered to challenge it, since I’m sure neither plan to ever sell anything Sonichu-related. If they were to appeal to have CWC’s copyright revoked on the grounds that Sonichu is derivative of intellectual property they own and/or so similar to intellectual property they own that the average consumer would be confused, that trademark would be overturned in a heartbeat.
 
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