Containment What If?

MasterMan said:
Cold? Sure. But Id also call it "tough love" of the toughest sort. That kid needed job skills, as well as a life outside of video games. Video game addiction is a real thing ( a family member had it with WOW :( ) and if this is what it takes to fix the kid, good on that father. I just hope the kid or Chris wouldn't go into PTSD if that happened.
I know Bob never would have done this to Chris, because doing so would mean he would have to deal with him more. Video games were almost like a free baby sitter to the Chandlers.
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However at the same time, doing that doesn't necessarily mean that the guy will turn around and start working or gaining job skills. If anything, that probably did more to alienate the father and son than to show that he meant business. I'm always a little disgusted by extreme moves like that, as odds are high that the dad greatly contributed to this guy's video game addition. He probably kept buying games and tolerated his behaviors, then suddenly expected him to turn around and magically become an adult once he reached a certain age. Making an extreme move like this doesn't really accomplish much except make the manchild more likely to be resistant to actually doing anything. It'd have been better if he'd taken them away and told the guy he'd give them back when he earned them back on his own by working and gaining actual job skills, and then paired that with him taking the kid to see a shrink to deal with the addictive behavior.
 
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Meeko said:
However at the same time, doing that doesn't necessarily mean that the guy will turn around and start working or gaining job skills. If anything, that probably did more to alienate the father and son than to show that he meant business. I'm always a little disgusted by extreme moves like that, as odds are high that the dad greatly contributed to this guy's video game addition. He probably kept buying games and tolerated his behaviors, then suddenly expected him to turn around and magically become an adult once he reached a certain age. Making an extreme move like this doesn't really accomplish much except make the manchild more likely to be resistant to actually doing anything. It'd have been better if he'd taken them away and told the guy he'd give them back when he earned them back on his own by working and gaining actual job skills, and then paired that with him taking the kid to see a shrink to deal with the addictive behavior.
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It seems pretty obvious to me that that whole video was staged. But I agree with your points in general.
 
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So, I was thinking about this, what if someone could get Chris out of his autistic shell and sign him up for a booth at a convention? They have lots of amateur artists who manage to sell prints, and while Chris' art is pretty craptastic, he's already proven there's a market for it. Not sure he could make enough sales to justify it, but then again, there are a lot of weens and other weirdos who spend money on stupid shit.

Morbid Boredom said:
She'd have an abortion -a pregnant hooker attracts fewer customers.
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You'd be surprised. Or maybe not, depending on how pessimistic your views on humanity are.
 
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normankrasner said:
What if Chris stopped being loyal to McDonalds for something healthier?
http://finance.yahoo.com/news/mcdonalds-faces-millennial-challenge-010500618.html
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People are actually not going to McDonalds? You wouldn't know it judging by some parts of the country. There's one suburb that every time I drive through it, day or night, the McDonalds drive thru is literally filled with cars. And its a pretty yuppie town too. All white middle class suburbanites. Granted, they don't have a lot of options that aren't fast food, but besides the McDonalds they have a Burger King, Subway, Taco Bell, and they just got a White Castle...
 
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Hmmpf! said:
What if...... Chris taking ALS ice water challenge?
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Well if that time he "made" spaghetti was anything to go by, he'd claim that he was going to do it but his mom's clutter was in the way of the freezer, opting to mime out the challenge instead.

"My head's cold, but uh, at least it's not fuckin' orange"
 
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What if Chris is actually the leader of a cult of lolcows, and all the lolcows that have showed up are actually members here to defend him?
 
Muncie Anderson said:
He'd be upset that there wasn't any themed theater or tourist trap named after Britney Spears or Katy Perry. Or Sonichu.

"Mmmyeah, not gonna go into dat Jim Stafford Thee-a-tur."
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If Chris can wait 30 years, Britney will be in Branson, Borb probably would have dragged Chris to Branson if they had lived closer to it
 
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I had a dream, in which a CWC museum existed or it might have been CWCki as a real building? Something like that. Anyways there was a themed restaurant, a CWC gift store, among other things. In said dream I ordered vanilla ice cream, saw Chris raging, then went outside to see the building in all its glory. I have attached what I think it looked like. On the -ahem- attraction sign (like coming attractions?) , all I remember it saying was ice cream. Maybe things more things pertaining to OPL, but I couldn't remember.

So what I'm trying to say is, what if there was a Chris-Chan museum? Or if the CWCki was a real building? This is pretty autistic, I know, but what if? Attached is a terrible picture of what I remember it to look like.

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Coral Apples said:
I had a dream, in which a CWC museum existed or it might have been CWCki as a real building? Something like that. Anyways there was a themed restaurant, a CWC gift store, among other things. In said dream I ordered vanilla ice cream, saw Chris raging, then went outside to see the building in all its glory. I have attached what I think it looked like. On the -ahem- attraction sign (like coming attractions?) , all I remember it saying was ice cream. Maybe things more things pertaining to OPL, but I couldn't remember.

So what I'm trying to say is, what if there was a Our Pet Lolcow museum? Or if the CWCki was a real building? This is pretty autistic, I know, but what if? Attached is a terrible picture of what I remember it to look like.

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I think the more interesting question is why you are having dreams about a 32 year old manchild who identifies as an intersex male lesbian transgender that you've never met in real life.
 
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Zamininc said:
I think the more interesting question is why you are having dreams about a 32 year old manchild who identifies as an intersex male lesbian transgender that you've never met in real life.
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Too much CWCki maybe, maybe I'm easily influenced by what I look at online or its my mind trying to process what I've observed through the day. I've had other dreams too, its pretty god awful. I've dreamed about Pixyteri even *sigh*. But I write down all my dreams, so I remember them most of the time. Who knows, maybe YOU'VE dreamed about Chris-Chan and you didn't even know it. Spoopy stuff, amirite? :cryblood:
 
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