Containment What If?

What if Chris was obsessed with Thomas the Tank Engine and Digimon instead of Sonic and Pokemon?
 
What if MovieBob was Chris's #1 ween instead of Mike Hirtes?
 
TaterBot said:
he'd still be a loser.

What if some especially vile ween paid Chris lots of money to smother Barb with a pillow and end her "suffering" from dementia?
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Chris and the ween will be sharing a cell on Vriginia’s death row and after 20 years will die via lethal injection.
 
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I regret if this question has been asked already, but... what if after Borb dies, some dumbass ween thinks he's becoming an anti-troll hero or something by taking ye olde seaweed fatass in for an extended period of time.
This might cause a saga I don't want to be a part of. Clearly stupid weens, creating really bad times; demanding more props.
 
What if Chris and Barb were killed by Thanos in Avengers: Infinity War? By being made to shit themselves to death?
 
What if Chris is really an evil genius manipulating everyone to believe that he is not in control and he is the way he is? And in reality he is this normal guy putting on an act?
 
TheClorax said:
He’d still be a Lolcow for keeping it up this long.
What if Chris got the Infinity Guanlet and Stones?
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He'd turn the real world into the Sonichu world with a snap of his fingers.
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And Chris's money donors would all turn into ash.
 
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Apocalypso said:
His name would be Pathos instead of Thanos.
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*Fat-hos
Real G said:
What if Bob comes back from the grave, and sees Chris right now?
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He'll throw the damned fag card at chris again and try to cut down his internet only to get killed by Chris causing him stress by making loud noises with his screaming. While being held down and recorded.
 
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