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what if Chris(tine) tried stand up comedy?
What if Chris was ridiculously into Queen and other music from the 80's, instead of sonic and videogames?
Then we’d have 50 times the material of him “singing” and that’s what he’d be most known for.What if Chris was ridiculously into Queen and other music from the 80's, instead of sonic and videogames?
What if "the Chandlers" was a reality TV show on Fox?
hey fuck you Yakov Smirnoff is a comedy legendWhat if Chris in his current state is the type of person you'd see who was a heavily influential talent back in the day, but now he's playing Branson, Missouri to the old folks who remembers when?
Like he's one side step away from, "In my country, you don't go to Sonichu comics to read about Magi-chan, Magi-chan reads you!"
What if Chris was Russian?
He'd drink more, and eat semechki (sunflower seeds, yum).What if Chris was Russian?
...I feel like he'd still beg for money, but to stave off the tax collectors and the IRS (and to replenish his trust fund, which he blew on expensive lawyers and expensive legos).What if Chris was born into extreme wealth instead of the middle class, but his parents were equally incompetent, so he wound up exactly the same when he grew up but with tons of cash?