Containment What If?

Coral Apples said:
I had a dream, in which a CWC museum existed or it might have been CWCki as a real building? Something like that. Anyways there was a themed restaurant, a CWC gift store, among other things. In said dream I ordered vanilla ice cream, saw Chris raging, then went outside to see the building in all its glory. I have attached what I think it looked like. On the -ahem- attraction sign (like coming attractions?) , all I remember it saying was ice cream. Maybe things more things pertaining to OPL, but I couldn't remember.

So what I'm trying to say is, what if there was a Our Pet Lolcow museum? Or if the CWCki was a real building? This is pretty autistic, I know, but what if? Attached is a terrible picture of what I remember it to look like.

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Like the world's saddest museum ever. The food stand would be pretty dodgy, when you think about it. I mean, it'd probably have a secret semen menu.

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DEAGLE 4 LYFE said:
Will we ever even know about if/when he dies? Sure the Facebook will cease updating, but unless someone's following the Ruckersville obituary pages, we may not know for sure.
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I imagine that his tombstone would likely get at least one case of someone vandalizing it to write JULAY across it in paint. I'd like to think that if most went to see it, they'd leave a memento on the grave site, like how some people will leave pennies on some graves. Only instead of pennies there's just a lot of Fanta bottles and cheap sex dolls.
 
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what if Chris actually got assertive and went all tard rage on his mother?
 
jackopalkia said:
what if Chris actually got assertive and went all tard rage on his mother?
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He probably already has, to some extent. Most likely it was a situation where Barb decided to chide Chris for buying Lego or something other than what she specifically wanted, only for Chris to give her an "I'M WORKIN' ON IT!!" type of response. Barb then starts weeping like Chris was beating her with a tire iron, which guilt trips him into doing whatever it was that she wanted him to do. I doubt he'd go beyond that level, but if he did then that's probably when we'd start seeing him in the news again... for matricide. But hey, he'd likely get an episode on an Investigation Discovery show.
 
1shoe2shoes said:
Just what the title says. You are given a ten thousand dollars and are tasked with helping our pet lolcow get his life together. You are given three goals that must be reached within a month. (You may use the money to do whatever you like as long as it benefits Chris in some way. You could pay for his rent in his new apartment, buy him food, etc.)

Goals
-Chris must live in his own apartment/house, and be able to take care of himself without Barb's house
-Chris must have a job that he works at from at least nine to five every weekday
-Chris must begin exercising regularly and eating semi-healthily, or at least do these things enough so that if he kept up the diet consistently he would not be obese after one year.

Bonus: Would the new Chris be able to marry and have at least one child within five years?

Do you think you could help Chris accomplish these goals? If not, do you think you could aid him in at least accomplishing one of them? If he can accomplish all of them, what is the minimum budget that you would need to do it?
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It's trivial if you're the adult in Chris' life.
 
What if Chris went back to the ruins of 14BLC and found an Organic Substance growing in his old room?
 
1shoe2shoes said:
Just what the title says. You are given a ten thousand dollars and are tasked with helping our pet lolcow get his life together. You are given three goals that must be reached within a month. (You may use the money to do whatever you like as long as it benefits Chris in some way. You could pay for his rent in his new apartment, buy him food, etc.)

Goals
-Chris must live in his own apartment/house, and be able to take care of himself without Barb's house
-Chris must have a job that he works at from at least nine to five every weekday
-Chris must begin exercising regularly and eating semi-healthily, or at least do these things enough so that if he kept up the diet consistently he would not be obese after one year.

Bonus: Would the new Chris be able to marry and have at least one child within five years?

Do you think you could help Chris accomplish these goals? If not, do you think you could aid him in at least accomplishing one of them? If he can accomplish all of them, what is the minimum budget that you would need to do it?
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Why would I try to accomplish any of those goals? I already won $10,000.
 
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