Containment What If?

swalot said:
Good point, but for the five minutes he could manage to go unidentified, it would be incredible to watch.
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Five minutes?

Please, he'd admit he did it on his first post while simultaneously bitching about being alone.
 
Let me dream the dream of him trying to incorporate incelspeak into his regular vocabulary until he becomes so incomprehensible that his twitter posts read like a neural network trying to learn to speak like a millenial.
 
What if Chris became a fashion icon, and for a brief period his look - pre and post troon - would be advertised as the new hottest trend and be followed by fashionistas across the globe?
 
No_one said:
What if Chris became a fashion icon, and for a brief period his look - pre and post troon - would be advertised as the new hottest trend and be followed by fashionistas across the globe?
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Then everyone would look like a clown besides I don't think she can sew like.....at all
 
Apocalypso said:
What if Chris was in the Matrix?
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CWC would shit himself explosively and do less than nothing. Either that, or burn the entirety of the Matrix from his pod via faulty wiring, much like what he did to 14BC.

What if Asperchu, CWCollateral and other fanfiction is a bunch of content set around an original community-driven universe, and Sonichu is just a shameless ripoff featuring the common antagonist as the True and Honest Hero?
 
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AgentYoshida4444 said:
What if Asperchu, CWCollateral and other fanfiction is a bunch of content set around an original community-driven universe, and Sonichu is just a shameless ripoff featuring the common antagonist as the True and Honest Hero?
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It isn't already???
 
Apocalypso said:
What if Barb died and then was resurrected?
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Barbra is somberly laying within the Hoard's welcoming bosom. Her body feels light, she feels a slight euphoria over herself. She can sense her time is coming, and she calmly closes her eyes and allows herself to let go of her body, finally being at peace.

She would then wake up, her newly formed eyes focusing in on the drywall of the cloning lab, and she would hear the words "Crystal!"
 
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Apocalypso said:
What if Barb died and then was resurrected?
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Do an image search on 'Madame Trash Heap' - just, instead of compost, Barb will be made out of various elements of random crap from her beloved hoard.

What if the Sonichu crew became sentient beings; aware of the foolishness their creator was putting them through?
 
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Then CWC would be literally roasted off his throne, replaced with a Sonichu and then, possibly, CWCville would be turned into a thriving non-human society without a manchild to corrupt it. Either that, or most likely, people would leave/evacuate the town and isolate it from the outside. Either way, cigarette smugglers and gay clubs operating at a small distance nearby CWCville would go out of business

What if Michael Snyder was the Gamestop guy who got sprayed by CWC?
 
Broseph said:
What if the real reason why Chris has been hoarding so much Lego in his room is so he'll be able to build himself a new house out of Lego's after Barb dies and the bank repossesses his house?
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Be easier for the trolls to break into his home and steal his shit.

What if Chris downsized himself?

 
The duck would be still bent, no matter how small it is.

What if Crystal was already born but as a mutant known as the Hoard itself masked as a pile of trash?
 
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