Containment What If?

[Monolith]

What if Chris was the Doomguy?

 

[Xanax]

What if Chris was one of us
Just a troll like one of us
Just a stalker on a bus

 

[Doctor of Autism]

What if Chris ran for President with MovieBob as his VP, and somehow won?

 

[Apocalypso]

What if Chris was the Doomguy?

Doom would aptly be renamed Gloom.

What if Chris was a turtle?

 

[Strelok]

What if the Axe actually did turn chris gay?

 

[Apocalypso]

What if Chris drove to Charleston (West Virginia) instead of Cleveland (Ohio)?

 

[Gentrify]

What if bluespike never coerced him to shove broken pieces of Crayola© Model Magic up his ass?

Would he still do a heckin troon?

 

[Apocalypso]

What if Chris opened a store selling Barb's junk?

Spoiler

Borders Horders

 

[REGENDarySumanai]

What if Chris wanted his ZX Spectrum fixed?

 

[nodramallama]

what if this was all a dream and you woke up as Christian Weston Chandler in the year 2000

 

[Broseph]

what if this was all a dream and you woke up as Christian Weston Chandler in the year 2000

Then I would've done some things very differently.

 

[littleomega]

What if Chris opened a store selling Barb's junk?

Spoiler

Borders Horders

Personally, I think it might do pretty well.
Sonichu fans will apparently spend upwards of 1,500 dollars on a fucking sonic totem: I doubt he'd have much trouble selling his Sonichu stuff. I'd also wager to guess there's a couple antiques they own that might fetch a decent price.

 

[Apocalypso]

What if Chris was a Klingon?

 

[AgentYoshida4444]

What if the broken Commodore 64 of his was actually posessed by Count Graduon?

 

[Mister Hitler]

what if borb ded

 

[nodramallama]

what if borb ded

Ugh too real

 

[Xanax]

what if chris get job walmatrt greeter,
no longer collect DIsabitlity chqeques.
soptp buying toy work full 40 hour week
pay bill clean house cut hair

 

[Apocalypso]

What if Chris died before Barb?

 

[Mr. 0]

What if Chris died before Barb?

Barb would shriek loud enough for Chris to come back from the afterlife to go on another q-sand errand
OR
Once Chris got to the afterlife, he'd freak out and call 911 because he'd check in with her and she wouldn't answer the phone (due to him being dead and her alive)

 

[trueandhonestfan]

what if chris get job walmatrt greeter,
no longer collect DIsabitlity chqeques.
soptp buying toy work full 40 hour week
pay bill clean house cut hair

He'd still be autistic and probably get fired from Walmart for trying to make the customers into his sweethearts.