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What if Chris used the actuallyautistic hashtag?

(I hope he never does. The people in that tag are honestly cringier than Chris).
 
Apocalypso said:
1. China.
2. A gal pal.
3. His own pussy.

What if Chris was a Teen Titan?
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He'd probably spend most of his time trying to hang out with Starfire and Raven at the tower and then hide during the battles. After the fights he would make Sonichu comics out of them where he did all the work and Robin and the other JERK MALES "helped".

He'd only be accepted because he'd claim he has cross dimension telepathy or some bullshit like that.

W00K #17 said:
What if Bob had paid a hooker on the sly to meet Chris somewhere and eventually give him China back when Chris was on his early love quests?
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Hmm, I think he'd continue the love quest but would be bragging about how he was no longer a virgin and would focus on love. I doubt much would change otherwise except Chris would probably think he now is "experienced at da sex" and would write sex tips and more sex scenes in Sonichu.

It would make for some pretty funny changes in the troll sagas. Chris bragging to Ivy or Kacey about how good he was and how big he was. The Emily date would be a lot funnier and cringier as well.

LagoonaBlue said:
What if Chris wasn't such a shit storyteller?
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Sonichu would exist, but either as a parody or being inspired by Sonic and Pokémon without copyright problems. It would probably have a cult following by combining strange ideas/habits (such as every character talking like a redneck or Chris' love quest or trying to look sexy while washing the laundry) with an action-adventure story about the talking pet of a Mayor who treats running the city like he is running a small country. Alison Amber would have to keep reminding him about his limitations.

He'd probably be famous for a year or 2 by people for producing that one really good/interesting thing and then be largely forgotten about. But he would have a fanbase.

Cedric_Eff said:
What if Christine was doing work for either Marvel, DC, Image, or IDG?
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Sonichu would be involved in whatever story he was working on, and there'd be references to CWCville or Charlottesville Virginia (with Gotham City looking like C-Ville).

He might not get fired too because the writers might think he was making artistic commentary on the Unite The Right Rally from last year.


HERE IS MY QUESTION: What if Chris-Chan from the My Future Message video was locked in a room with his future self for 1 hour before being sent back to his original time? What effects if any would it have and would Chris still become a Tomgirl?
 
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What if Chris had 3 wishes, but didn't know he had them, what would he casually wish for not knowing it would actually happen?
 
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Somari1996 said:
What if Chris had 3 wishes, but didn't know he had them, what would he casually wish for not knowing it would actually happen?
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1. "Ugh...I wish people would give me more money"
2. "Oh Sonichu, I wish you were here with me right now, yeah..."
3. "I WISH ALL THE TROLLS WOULD LEAVE ME AND MY SONICHUS ALONE RIGHT NOW!"
 
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What if Chris turns into this overnight?
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Saigonara said:
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He'd finally get China.
Cedric_Eff said:
Then the Chinese real estate market would crash because he would "design" the buildings themselves (i.e. lopsided, horrendous color pallet, and uneven windows).

Now, What if Chris went to Japan and actually enjoyed himself (Nothing goes wrong.).
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He sure had cleaned up his spending habits to afford all the prostitutes over there.
 
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Roger Whore said:
What if Barbara actually told Cole who is real father is?
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She might've. Cole has no reason to think she lied to him, other than she's a bitch and his name somewhat resembles the middle name of one of the random dudes she was banging. He's just sperging and has no evidence to back it up. Even though he had an opportunity to get a DNA test, considering he hired a private investigator to track down his alleged father.
 
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What if Chris actually took people's advice?
 
AnOminous said:
What if humans are viewed by ayy lmaos as the species equivalent of Chris-Chan and UFOs are ayys showing up to gawk at the lolcows?
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Pretty sure this is exactly the case already. Instead of Sonichu medallions, we have anal probes.

Apocalypso said:
What if Chris overthrew Darkseid and became the new lord of Apokolips?
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Barb would take over for Granny Goodness and Apokolips would soon fall victim to the hoard.

What if Chris is right and CWCville does exist?
 
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