Containment What If?

What if he suddenly became very diligent and commited to work?

Let's say the gods want to try something - they flip the switch that gives Chris a fantastic work ethic. All his other attributes stay the same however. What would the outcome be?
Seriously, I think he'd do okay. He wouldn't become the CEO of Apple or anything, but he could at least make something of a success of himself. I think a lot of his stupidity comes from laziness and arrogance. If he had a good work ethic, those qualities wouldn't be an issue. He could probably get a fairly decent income. He'd also probably have a wider circle of friends due to actually getting out and meeting people.

what if Chris offers sperm donor services on ebay or craigslist?
It would only be bought by weens, who would soon come to regret their purchase.
 
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He couldn't deal cards at a game of Uno, what makes you think he could sell whacky tobacky?

Then again, he'd set up in a mall with a huge cardboard sign advertising his goods and claim discrimination when the fuzz arrives.

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He couldn't deal cards at a game of Uno, what makes you think he could sell whacky tobacky?

Then again, he'd set up in a mall with a huge cardboard sign advertising his goods and claim discrimination when the fuzz arrives.
Also, as much as we tend to shit on Ruckersville, it doesn't really seem like the best place to make a killing in drugs. (Or, at least, the not-hardcore stuff.)
 
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