Containment What If?

[Argh My Cigar]

what if Chris(tine) got stranded on an island?

He'd draw a cruder than usual Sonichu on a volleyball and descend further into insanity.

"SONICHU!!!! AHM SORRAY!!! SONICHUUUUU!!!!"

 

[AsianChris]

What if Chris is actually ET and he never got to phone home....

He would be from planet "Autismo" and their spaceship would be made of Lego. And even if he still got to call home, his fellow "autistlings" would be too busy playing alien vidya.

 

[fried_kooch]

what if sonichu was in the qu'ran

 

[Iamthatis]

What if megan had given chris the chyna?

She probably still wouldn't have came for CWC.

 

[Army Burger]

what if sonichu was in the qu'ran

He'd still be absolutely haram

 

[Moon Jelly]

What if Chris was conventionally attractive and ate well (but still had the 'sperg?)

 

[Tikbalang]

what if sonichu was in the qu'ran

"Not only you have your personal hookers, you also become your own fictional being"

 

[Cedric_Eff]

What if Sorbet was a Sonichu character?

 

[fried_kooch]

what if sonichu won the 1991 nintendo world championships

 

[Tikbalang]

What if Chris transition from a cross-dresser to a blue abomination?

 

[deodorant]

What if Chris transition from a cross-dresser to a blue abomination?
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his final form.

we all thought the tranny saga was interesting, we'll look back in envy once chris embraces his delusions, dawns his sonichu furry costume, and creates CWCville in real life.

 

[Doctor of Autism]

What if Chris was conventionally attractive and ate well (but still had the 'sperg?)

I think he wouldn’t be trolled as much or have many girls lust after him due to his appearance.

 

[Tikbalang]

What if Lego (and other similar plastic brick toys) are illegal to own in all states?

 

[Pikautism]

What if Lego (and other similar plastic brick toys) are illegal to own in all states?

The cops would do one of those press releases like after they seize a ridiculous amount of cocaine but it's a table with Chris's 10's of thousands in Legos. Streets are finally safe with El Chunko behind bars.

 

[Alpha Centauri]

The cops would do one of those press releases like after they seize a ridiculous amount of cocaine but it's a table with Chris's 10's of thousands in Legos. Streets are finally safe with El Chunko behind bars.

The outlawing of Lego would probably be severe enough to Chris for him to channel that pure autistic fixation he recently utilized on the blocking spree, into preserving his Lego collection. He'd unlock his inner savant and end up manufacturing and trafficking 80% of the worlds Lego supply from a small private island in the Caribbean.

 

[Replicant Sasquatch]

The outlawing of Lego would probably be severe enough to Chris for him to channel that pure autistic fixation he recently utilized on the blocking spree, into preserving his Lego collection. He'd unlock his inner savant and end up manufacturing and trafficking 80% of the worlds Lego supply from a small private island in the Caribbean.

I'm not sure if I like these pitches for a new Breaking Bad spin-off.

 

[Dentontx]

What if curse-ye-ha-me-has worked, but with delayed effect?

 

[Pikautism]

What if curse-ye-ha-me-has worked, but with delayed effect?

RIP Mary Lee Walsh.

 

[Doctor of Autism]

RIP Mary Lee Walsh.

and Liquid Chris

 

[Broseph]

What if Chris was a Stand user like in Jojo?