Containment What If?

[Garfieldchu]

What if he dropped acid?

Good question. It can do a lot of good, particularly for people with autism, but I question whether it would ever be feasible for Chris to have an appropriate environment for a positive trip experience.

 

[Replicant Sasquatch]

What if Chris was a samurai and he had to commit seppuku and when he disembowels himself the coiled mass of eels that controls him spills out

 

[Mariposa Electrique]

What if Chris wrote a marriage between himself and the Mendez brothers into Sonichu?

 

[Mick92]

What if there was a completely normal, fully self-aware consciousness trapped inside Chris' mind, yet because of the autism he doesn't have full controL of his body and can't help but fuck up and do stupid shit all the time, having no choice but to witness in first person as the horrifying chain of events that compose his life unfolds in front of him 24/7?

 

[Doctor of Autism]

What if Chris Chan was just an elaborate troll persona to mess with people on the internet while the real person behind the persona does shady behind the scenes stuff that no one would notice?

 

[BeanBidan]

What if Chris was really Mister Metokur and Jims voice was just his normal voice.

 

[lofi]

what if chris was born a girl? would she be named crystal or christine?

 

[Shiversblood]

Chris would have such a easy life if he had been born a girl.

 

[CWCissey]

what if chris was born a girl? would she be named crystal or christine?

Look at the Goons thread.

 

[Nurse Ratchet]

He would be rejected, since a bachelor's degree is required to attend law school. Chris has an associate's.

He'd also need at least a 150 on the LSAT, in most cases.

Which... lol no.

 

[Mick92]

what if chris was born a girl? would she be named crystal or christine?

Christopherella. Until Emanuelle and the Ursa changed it to Chistine.

 

[Coleslaw]

What if Chris spoke a foreign language fluently?

 

[Looney Troons]

What if Chris spoke a foreign language fluently?

He does. He’s fluent in autism.

 

[nonoseacrest]

What if Chris had babies? (through whatever method you'd like to imagine)

 

[Mr. 0]

What if Chris had babies? (through whatever method you'd like to imagine)

 

[Tikbalang]

What if Chris was teleported inside the lego factory?

If you watched the Black Museum, the bear might be tortured.

 

[Cedric_Eff]

What if Chris was a Bear? What kind would he be?

 

[Replicant Sasquatch]

What if Chris was a Bear? What kind would he be?

He'd be one of those species that went extinct for being dumbass loser bears

 

[Mr. 0]

What if Chris was a Bear? What kind would he be?

the type that makes @bearycool spread his cheeks with no lube

 

[Cedric_Eff]

He'd be one of those species that went extinct for being dumbass loser bears

Arctodus Simus?