Containment What If?

[Second Missing Primarch]

What if they remade It but it was Chris running around in the sewers instead of a clown

"Hey, uh, Georgie. Why don't you come and--come down in da sewer here and play with me and all my Sonichus? You can get a free balloon and you'll float too, among which."

 

[normankrasner]

what if Barb went on the love quest at PVCC?
https://www.10news.com/news/nationa...-mom-scouring-campus-looking-for-date-for-son

 

[Tikbalang]

What if Chris gained a citizenship in Japan? Are they going to call him Kurizu-chan?

 

[Snuckening]

What if Chris gained a citizenship in Japan? Are they going to call him Kurizu-chan?

"Chris-Chan chan"?

Actually, I'm pretty sure it's "排便する自閉症の男 彼自身、何もしない"

 

[Sexy Senior Citizen]

What if Chris was in to Body Building instead of crossdressing?

The depiction of himself in the comics (pre-tomgirl saga) might actually be accurate.

But speaking of the comic... what if Chris is following brony artists to try and get one to draw Sonichu for him, for free, while he collects his Patreon bucks and plays his vidya?

 

[Mick92]

What if Chris was in to Body Building instead of crossdressing?

He'd put as much effort into it as he puts into looking like a passable tranny.
Hell, you could that say lifting that one chair and the dog house that one time are already his equivalent of body building!

 

[AsianChris]

What if you recieved a DNA result test in your mailbox that proves Chris is your biological father?

 

[Replicant Sasquatch]

What if you recieved a DNA result test in your mailbox that proves Chris is your biological father?

Id show up at his door dressed as Sonichu asking when we'll Zap to the Extreme

 

[Sexy Senior Citizen]

What if you recieved a DNA result test in your mailbox that proves Chris is your biological father?

Depends. Does Chris still hate the niggos, or are they cool now?

 

[Tikbalang]

What if all Lego products (and other plastic brick toys) were out of stock? In both retail and online.

 

[Replicant Sasquatch]

What if Chris was Willy Wonka?

 

[TrippinKahlua]

What if young Christopher was sent to military school?

 

[IAmNotAlpharius]

What if Chris was Asian?

 

[AsianChris]

What if Chris was Asian?

He would post in a forum full of creeps.

 

[Tikbalang]

What if young Christopher was sent to military school?

Bob would be so proud. In Chris's perspective, he'll deal the elementary school incident, the difference is that it's everyday.

What if Chris was Asian?

If bob was a nintendo engineer, Chris would brag nonstop

 

[Tikbalang]

What if Chris got his ideal body depicted in his comics?

 

[CWCissey]

What if Chris got his ideal body depicted in his comics?

It wouldn't last.

 

[Second Missing Primarch]

It wouldn't last.

Besides which, he'd still have the same broken brain and the same shitty life, so it wouldn't make him any happier, and then he'd ruin it in a few months with his diet of chicken nuggs, go-gurt, and sweet tea and be back to square one.

 

[Tikbalang]

What if Chris was in Dr. Phil's show?

 

[Mick92]

What if Chris was Willy Wonka?

"Ewwww, there's hair and dandruff in my chocolate! And also this weird hand-written ticket made with printer paper".