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Bob might have been free to get rid of the hoard, preventing the fire.
Containment What If?
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Then Chris would stop playing Sonic and piss and moan on Facebook about it, the rest of the consumers would think Sega's just getting retarded and stop taking them seriously, and the weens would demand a sequel from Sega.
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After they packed and went home, Barb would accuse them of having stolen precious Rembrandt reproductions.
On a more serious note, Bob's vinyl collection might have been quite the treasure chest of rarities before it burned up.
On a more serious note, Bob's vinyl collection might have been quite the treasure chest of rarities before it burned up.
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The show has previously aired brief sequences where people refused to let them in.
Chris would add the footage to "Yup, I'm on TV Vol. 2"
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I know "What if Chris joins the Army" and what if Chris joined a "half way house" type questions have been asked.
But would a younger Chris would have benefited from a summer long, outdoors- "self esteem booster" style camp? For those with emotional disorders (not slow-in-the-minds). Not social as summer camp, not as tough as kids boot camp. Team building, losing your comfort zone, therapy by group empathy adventure activities.
It might have given him a bump in learning social norms and built up certain skills.
Or would he have just shat his pants in the cabin and stalked one more gal-pal before ultimately returning to his normal routine?
But would a younger Chris would have benefited from a summer long, outdoors- "self esteem booster" style camp? For those with emotional disorders (not slow-in-the-minds). Not social as summer camp, not as tough as kids boot camp. Team building, losing your comfort zone, therapy by group empathy adventure activities.
It might have given him a bump in learning social norms and built up certain skills.
Or would he have just shat his pants in the cabin and stalked one more gal-pal before ultimately returning to his normal routine?
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Structured, non-Barb environments would be great for Chris.
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It's a good idea, anything that got Chris as a child away from Bob and Barb would have been good, however:
1) summer-long special need kids' camps ARE EXPENSIVE
2) I doubt Barb would let her baby go away for the entire summer
1) summer-long special need kids' camps ARE EXPENSIVE
2) I doubt Barb would let her baby go away for the entire summer
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If it could have been clearly explained, I bet Bob would have been supportive. He was just too out of it to understand or find any programs of that nature. Barb, I'm not sure.
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I found myself thinking of the recurring "What if Chris watched X" question, wherein X is a tv show/anime old Chris would have sperged about.
Except for Sanic, I do not think Chris would rage about other mainstream media at this point.
He would probably notify him
beginning to watch the show on FB, but not much else.
No "METH IS BAD, SAY NO TO DRUGS AND TOBACKY",
No "RENLY IS A DIRTY HOMO! BOYCOTT DA SHOW NOW NOW NOW!",
No rants about this or that character.
Chris would probably quit without raging, because the show does not undermine his precious manchildhood memories.
Furthermore, since his condition makes him prefer "two dimensional" characters (completely good or completely evil), many shows would bore him out of his mind with their complex interactions he would fail to follow.
Of course some anime are two dimensional, but the lack of fast hedgehogs in them would restrain Chris from paying them attention (he is not a weeb in the first place, despite his Sony fanboyism and the Poster of Fail).
I hope this tl;dr post is not OT.
Except for Sanic, I do not think Chris would rage about other mainstream media at this point.
He would probably notify him
beginning to watch the show on FB, but not much else.
No "METH IS BAD, SAY NO TO DRUGS AND TOBACKY",
No "RENLY IS A DIRTY HOMO! BOYCOTT DA SHOW NOW NOW NOW!",
No rants about this or that character.
Chris would probably quit without raging, because the show does not undermine his precious manchildhood memories.
Furthermore, since his condition makes him prefer "two dimensional" characters (completely good or completely evil), many shows would bore him out of his mind with their complex interactions he would fail to follow.
Of course some anime are two dimensional, but the lack of fast hedgehogs in them would restrain Chris from paying them attention (he is not a weeb in the first place, despite his Sony fanboyism and the Poster of Fail).
I hope this tl;dr post is not OT.
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The recent text releases and relationship vows, especially the point @Marvin brought up about them being a pretty clear attempt to trap Catie into a relationship, have got me thinking.
When he was texting 'Renee' about the possibility of being a surrogate mother for Crystal and then he went on to the sperm bank...what if all that was was Chris hearing stories of women having a baby to trap a man into a relationship (with his mum being a prime example) and him thinking he could do the same in reverse?
When he was texting 'Renee' about the possibility of being a surrogate mother for Crystal and then he went on to the sperm bank...what if all that was was Chris hearing stories of women having a baby to trap a man into a relationship (with his mum being a prime example) and him thinking he could do the same in reverse?
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maybe they could have sent Chris to a cheaper day camp
what if Chris got a liberal arts degree? It wouldn't be any more useless than a now obsolete CADD degree
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He would still stay at home and play vidya, forgetting to work. But if he lived away at a liberal arts college, he might gain some needed discipline instead of having to commute from home.
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What if 14BLC gets gigabit internet?
http://consumerist.com/2014/12/17/t...de-gigabit-internet-to-virginia-college-town/
http://consumerist.com/2014/12/17/t...de-gigabit-internet-to-virginia-college-town/
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A quote from the Christmas '04 Video (afterthoughts) thread.
What if Chris was plopped down in a large city's red light district? Preferably one with regulated prostitution. He could literally go window shopping for his boyfriend-free girl! I could imagine the childlike wonderment and glee in his eyes... and then he tries to negotiate a discount because he only wants to trib...
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What if he gained his 12 year old body but with his mindset for one day?
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Chris would get rolled within 10 minutes.
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Y'know, I actually think that would help give Chris his ideal life.
He could live in some shithole apartment, with some shitty part time job, but he patronizes a hooker a few times a year? It'd be a moderate annual tax on his life, cheaper than legos, and he'd be a happier person.
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Yeah but he'd still pine for a True and Honest sweetheart to build from the ground up.