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What if Chris was British?
He would live in Nottingham and be banned from Games Workshop.What if Chris was British?
That would mean that his mind would still be set on the first days of his Lovequest before MLW got in the way of his search for "true love." Someone would eventually give him stress since his behavior is not considered normal by most people.What if Chris suffered amnesia and forgot everything about the trolls, jerkops, Megan and everything in his past that caused him stress?
I'd hate to say it, but he'd shit his pants and do nothing.What if Chris woke up tomorrow and suddenly became self aware of his behaviour over the past ~10 years?
"Local Simpleton Throws Water Balloon at Arcade Employee; Blames Reagan"What if Chris had a crush on Jodie Foster, Ronald Reagan was president and it was March 30, 1981?
"Too much tobacky! Why aren't the men wearing bras?! I'm having a sen-- a sensory overload!" followed by Chris assuming the fetal position.What if Chris was able to get a ticket for and visit Burning Man?
What if Christian was from Azerbaijan?
What if Chris was actually a really good artist, but his behavior, content and writing was still the same?
I don't really see Chris as a weeaboo. I mean, yeah, he likes anime and draws in the style (and some other unmentionable things), but as far as I can tell, he doesn't think anything Japanese is automatically superior, nor did the "Captain's Logs" have Japanglish (like "Rosechu is very kawaii and makes my kokoro go doki doki", etc), nor does text Chris writs constantly have anime-inspired emoticons (instead, we see a unibrow sad face a lot, and in the earlier "happier" days, a smilie with glasses), and other weeaboo traits.He basically is already.
I don't really see Chris as a weeaboo. I mean, yeah, he likes anime and draws in the style (and some other unmentionable things), but as far as I can tell, he doesn't think anything Japanese is automatically superior, nor did the "Captain's Logs" have Japanglish (like "Rosechu is very kawaii and makes my kokoro go doki doki", etc), nor does text Chris writs constantly have anime-inspired emoticons (instead, we see a unibrow sad face a lot, and in the earlier "happier" days, a smilie with glasses), and other weeaboo traits.
As for what Chris would be like as an actual weeaboo - well, I guess I just answered it above.
Oh god...I was thinking it would be a laugh if Chris was like a /jp/ style weeaboo - doing the chanoyu on his own with expensive imported teas bought on the tugboat (or NEETbux as he'd call it), hating "normies", being huge on j-pop idols, getting worked up over the finer nuances of Touhou characters' headgear, etc. He's already got the misanthropy, bitching over tiny things and blowing cash he doesn't really have down.
Oh god...
"Cirno's bow is NOT WHITE! Change it back to Blue immediately Team Shanghai Alice now NOW NOW NOWNOWNOW! I am speaking and I have spoken!"
Yeah. Cirno is the only 'Touhou' I know ...
So basically, he'd be a regular Touhou fan.Oh god...
"Cirno's bow is NOT WHITE! Change it back to Blue immediately Team Shanghai Alice now NOW NOW NOWNOWNOW! I am speaking and I have spoken!"
Yeah. Cirno is the only 'Touhou' I know ...