Containment What If?

Considering people do not read shit they just look at pix and arrange for sex, he would have some ugly, creepy ass guys arranging to have sex with him. This is fuckable for probably 30 percent of men who would have sex with men. He satisfies many kinks that people may have. He satisfies the "unattractive crossdressing overweight bottoms who have a funky smell to them" crowd quite well. He may find one extremely fucked up woman who would be willing to try Chris because he is just purely a sexual novelty at this point, and for someone who has tried EVERYTHING Chris might be an attractive choice for a one nighter. As horrific as that may sound... Whatif he had a Squirt profile?
 
I don't think Tinder show you MALE profiles if you've not checked the "Men" box in the settings, so he'd be safe from any potential JERK sending him requests.
However, I think he'd likely "Swep Right" every single female profile he gets.
 
Segue said:
What if Chris was actually a really good artist, but his behavior, content and writing was still the same?
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He would be admired, sought after, and asskissed to death by people who think Andy Warhol was talented.
 
Mick92 said:
I don't think Tinder show you MALE profiles if you've not checked the "Men" box in the settings, so he'd be safe from any potential JERK sending him requests.
However, I think he'd likely "Swep Right" every single female profile he gets.
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That's actually the best Tinder strategy if you're a dude. It enables you to be selective.
 
What if Chris was sentenced to death and about to be executed? What would be his last meal and his last words?
 
What if Chris and Barb were given a thousand dollars each out of the blue by a troll? What would they buy.
 
Sir Walter Raleigh said:
What if Chris was sentenced to death and about to be executed? What would be his last meal and his last words?
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A takeaway Big Mag combo. And his last words: "I'M THE VICTIM!!!"

Abethedemon said:
What if Chris was into Homestuck?
Dang dirty trolls.
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Oh please, someone make some fanart of this!
Also...
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What if Chris's recent antics were just some kind of fucked up way to escape his inevitable return to 14 BLC and escape his mother's clutches?
 
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