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What if Chris found out he didn't really complete high school and he had to go back to the 9th grade and do things all over again, and on the first day he sprays the school bully in the face with his magic bully repellant and the most beautiful girl in school threw herself at him, but he found out that she was a transexual tomgirl with a lesbian soul as well, and at the school dance they were both crowned prom queen and from all of the excitement Chris' 7 inches of bent :sighduck: grew in front of everyone, and this summoned a pink-armed sonic and Pikachu who begin mauling the students and having their way with their limp bodies?
 
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yawning sneasel said:
What if Chris found out he didn't really complete high school and he had to go back to the 9th grade and do things all over again, and on the first day he sprays the school bully in the face with his magic bully repellant and the most beautiful girl in school threw herself at him, but he found out that she was a transexual tomgirl with a lesbian soul as well, and at the school dance they were both crowned prom queen and from all of the excitement Chris' 7 inches of bent :sighduck: grew in front of everyone, and this summoned a pink-armed sonic and Pikachu who begin mauling the students and having their way with their limp bodies?
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He would then wake up.
 
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This has probably been stated before but what if Chris thinks SEGA must listen about Sonic Boom because of the Super Sonic Winner thing yeaaaars ago? And thinks that, yeah, I have some influence on this I am important to SEGA because I won this thing?
 
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Hellblazer said:
I was ummm... a grand number of distances from the GameStop when the blue arms began to take hold...
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"We cuh- we can't Stop Here! This is Blue Arm Country. so there."

What if Chris goes to prison and in a fit of divine epiphany, realizes just how much Barb is holding him back?
I know the odds for that are between zero and nill, but I still wonder what would happen if Chris realized he can't keep on living with Barb the way he does...
 
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Stud2Stud said:
What if Chris goes to prison and in a fit of divine epiphany, realizes just how much Barb is holding him back?
I know the odds for that are between zero and nill, but I still wonder what would happen if Chris realized he can't keep on living with Barb the way he does...
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He would shit himself and do nothing.
 
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I wouldn't since, realistically, real-life Chris wouldn't really attempt to do anything to progress the story.

Now, cartoon Chris would completely overpower all adversaries that stand in his way. Pyramid Head and the zombie nurses would be down for the count.
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I don't know, those zombie nurses are female and therefore kind and caring by Chris' logic. He'd probably just stand there and get eviscerated by them. Pyramid Head and those other MALE JERKS on the other hand...
 
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Stud2Stud said:
What if Chris goes to prison and in a fit of divine epiphany, realizes just how much Barb is holding him back?
I know the odds for that are between zero and nill, but I still wonder what would happen if Chris realized he can't keep on living with Barb the way he does...
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He'd add it to his long list of complaints about his life, but still be terrified of standing up to her.

Wolf Fetuses said:
What if Chris went to a proper crazy party? Not like the type with birthday cake and Legos and gal pals, one with vodka and cocaine and stinky bong water carpets?
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He'd sit in the corner for an hour, then go home because it's curfew.

yawning sneasel said:
What if Chris found out he didn't really complete high school and he had to go back to the 9th grade and do things all over again, and on the first day he sprays the school bully in the face with his magic bully repellant and the most beautiful girl in school threw herself at him, but he found out that she was a transexual tomgirl with a lesbian soul as well, and at the school dance they were both crowned prom queen and from all of the excitement Chris' 7 inches of bent :sighduck: grew in front of everyone, and this summoned a pink-armed sonic and Pikachu who begin mauling the students and having their way with their limp bodies?
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That already happened back in 2008.
 
Stud2Stud said:
What if Barb accidently bought Abdul Al-hazred's Necronomicon from Goodwill and Chris started to read it expecting it to be something like Goosebumps?
It would explain his recent descent into madness...
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The Call of Chuthulu.

If I weren't at work, I'd MS Paint Green lines onto the medallion of fail. I call everyone in my power to do so.

[GALLERY=media, 22]Chuthulu1 by Morbid Boredom posted Jan 8, 2015 at 9:21 PM[/GALLERY]
 
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Sir Walter Raleigh said:
What if Chris, breaking out of prison, digs a escape tunnel but inadvertently also digs up Patti?
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By the time he worked up the energy to dig a tunnel, his sentence would long since have finished. You know the song "16 Tons of Coal?" Chris thinks that's about two shovelfuls.

Apocalypso said:
What if Chris aged backwards like Benjamin Button?
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Mentally, he already is.

What if civilisation was wiped out, and five thousand years later, archeologists came upon 14BC?
 
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