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Re: What if Chris had been born in 1972?

Foulmouth said:
He'd be 10 years fatter,stupider and gayer.
Please Godbear, let there be no more what is chris was born blahblahblah wank threads.
What if Chris hasn't been born yet and will be born in 2023?
 
Re: What if Chris had been born in 1972?

Pikonic said:
Foulmouth said:
He'd be 10 years fatter,stupider and gayer.
Please Godbear, let there be no more what is chris was born blahblahblah wank threads.
What if Chris hasn't been born yet and will be born in 2023?
What if Chris was born in 2000 B.C?
 
Re: What if Chris had been born in 1972?

exball said:
Pikonic said:
Foulmouth said:
He'd be 10 years fatter,stupider and gayer.
Please Godbear, let there be no more what is chris was born blahblahblah wank threads.
What if Chris hasn't been born yet and will be born in 2023?
What if Chris was born in 2000 B.C?
His parents would have drowned him.
 
Re: What if Chris had been born in 1972?

exball said:
Pikonic said:
Foulmouth said:
He'd be 10 years fatter,stupider and gayer.
Please Godbear, let there be no more what is chris was born blahblahblah wank threads.
What if Chris hasn't been born yet and will be born in 2023?
What if Chris was born in 2000 B.C?

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"IN THE YEAR of thov lord, XXIX December MMXIII, ovr liege Rex Christain the Ist, banneth the one who enjoyeth the intercovrse with the same sex, the consvmption of liqovrs, and enrolleth all man into dating classes."

either that or end up like charles the II of spain, childless, heirless and retarded.
 
Re: What if Chris had been born in 1972?

exball said:
Pikonic said:
Foulmouth said:
He'd be 10 years fatter,stupider and gayer.
Please Godbear, let there be no more what is chris was born blahblahblah wank threads.
What if Chris hasn't been born yet and will be born in 2023?
What if Chris was born in 2000 B.C?
What if Chris was born in the year 2525?
 
Re: What if Chris had been born in 1972?

He'd probably be exactly like David Tanny.
 
Re: What if Chris had been born in 1972?

Coldgrip said:
What if Chris was born in the year 2525?

Then man would not be alive and woman could not survive.
 
Re: What if Chris had been born in 1972?

He certainly wouldn't have played Dungeons and Dragons, that requires multiple people tolerating him over an extended period. Plus, prior to Vampire the Masquerade coming out the vast vast majority of gamers were JERKS who, while probably not stealing too many pretty girls from him, would still be seen as competition.

There are all-female gaming groups, but by definition they wouldn't let Chris join. And I bet in the 70s they were wicked rare. And even if they did say "Tomgirl is close enough" how long do you think he'd last before being kicked out? He'd be all "my character rapes Sarah. I insist we roll for this."

Typing on a tablet is bullshit, how do people write on these things?
 
Re: What if Chris had been born in 1972?

No matter the year or dimension, Chris will be a fat gay man with no friends.
 
deeman said:
What if he applied for work on your new super cool vidya store in Ruckersville?

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Re: What if Chris had been born in 1972?

A-Stump said:
No matter the year or dimension, Chris will be a fat gay man with no friends.

Even Bizarro World?
 
Re: What if Chris had been born in 1972?

CWCissey said:
A-Stump said:
No matter the year or dimension, Chris will be a fat gay man with no friends.

Even Bizarro World?

Chris is like a mighty rock in a river. The rock may be weathered by time and the water but it will always be the same rock. And so it is, his place in the entire of existence of everything will always be as a form of entertainment for others. He will die and begin the cycle again in another world, another place, but he will always be trolled :julay: :sighduck:

And no I'm not serious with this shit
 
Re: What if Chris had been born in 1972?

Coleslaw would have grown up with him, and he probably would have tried a Mario/'whatever else he liked' hybrid to make his crappy comics with.

Otherwise, there would be no changes.
 
Oddly enough, some people made Chris and Sonichu themed character skins already.

But, either way, he'd pick a name that we would pick up onto automatically. Some choices:

Sonichu4eva
Sonichuforpresident
IANBRANNONSOMETHING
Chrischansonichu.
 
No, no. Obviously he would be Jenkinsjinkies or Kookydashy. Chris is the shining example of being incognito :tomgirl:
 
(NOTE: I do not actually know if he has seen it yet.)

If you haven't heard, the movie Saving Mr. Banks came out recently. It is about the making of Chris' favorite film of all time, Mary Poppins. In it, writer of the Mary Poppins book P.L. Travers visits the Disney Studios to basically talk about making the movie, but mostly just complain about how most of it being worked on sucks, since the people in her stories were based off of her family.

If Chris saw this, would he hate the Travers character for hating his favorite movie, or what?
 
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