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CWCissey said:
He would do OK due to the disability benefits and such (unless Cameron starts laying into them more, the bastard!) but he would likely have a number of ASBOs, banning him from whole areas of the country. He may also get an arse kicking if he spoke back to the wrong person.
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Not so sure now. Everyone here on Incapacity, Mobility or DLA has had to visit an ATOS rep and prove they are still unfit for work. Last year there was a story in my local paper about a man who'd had a lung removed and was still declared fit for work. Haven Products have a lot of people with learning difficulties working for them. I could see the ATOS guy tell him that there's no good reason why he couldn't do a menial job. I don't see why he couldn't do a menial job. Production line work would be perfect for him.
 
trip2themoon said:
CWCissey said:
He would do OK due to the disability benefits and such (unless Cameron starts laying into them more, the bastard!) but he would likely have a number of ASBOs, banning him from whole areas of the country. He may also get an arse kicking if he spoke back to the wrong person.
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Not so sure now. Everyone here on Incapacity, Mobility or DLA has had to visit an ATOS rep and prove they are still unfit for work. Last year there was a story in my local paper about a man who'd had a lung removed and was still declared fit for work. Haven Products have a lot of people with learning difficulties working for them. I could see the ATOS guy tell him that there's no good reason why he couldn't do a menial job. I don't see why he couldn't do a menial job. Production line work would be perfect for him.
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True. But the only way Chris could be on a production line is if we actually made anything anymore. I doubt somehow he'll be allowed on the production line for BAE or one of the car companies.

And Chris at Haven/Butlins? Puh-lease it would be Wendy's all over again!

I could see Chris working in a warehouse though.
 
It's probably for the better that he doesn't attempt to clean anything. If he did he might get it into his head to start mixing cleaning solutions because, according to Chris logic; if one liquid cleans one thing and another cleans another thing, then mixing them together means I can clean anything (and not do as much work)!
 
In Vancouver, Chris would have quite a time getting on to welfare. If he was going to become a Person with Disabilites, he would have to get a note of recommendation from a doctor and somebody else that knows him quite well. Before all that, he would have to get a SIN card (Kinda like Social Security) and deal with government officials and that would give him stress. The doctor might say that he might not qualify for disabled income due to his high-functioning Autism.

Even if he does get his welfare, Chris would shit himself over a place to live because HOMES ARE EXPENSIVE. He might be able to live in an assisted living facility with a bunch of slow-in-the-minds. The government will garnish rent from his paycheck anyway. I can just imagine the stress sighs he'd make due to our premier's make everybody work plan.
 
I was reading /cow/ and they were giving us shit about our "What If" forum (frankly, I mostly set up this board to give people a place since it's a popular thing) and they brought up a good point - WHAT IF Chris bought a pint of milk? Or for that matter, what if Chris only had TWO pairs of pants?

I think if he bought the pint of milk, he'd accidentally trip over something in the house bringing it in and break the bottle, then lament over how the trolls are responsible for his spilled milk and he would stress sigh. Though do you think he'd get milk somewhere that came in glass bottles? He'd probably spill it, that's for certain. Not saying he can't do anything right, but it'd be easy to trip and spill something in that house.
 
Mourning Dove said:
Chis would make it malfunction somehow and something akin to The Fly would happen.
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A rat from the hoard crawls into the time machine and as a result, Chris transforms into the TRUE and HONEST version of ChrisChan Sonichu.
 
I am going with the model of time travel that involves replacing your orignal.

He goes to high school forever! ... Unfortunetly, Much has changed. Notably, him. He is no longer a teenager. Many of his actions, such as say really liking pokemon and sonic are extremly awkward as an adult, not to mention that he is an adult. Well, at least physicly.

So he gets called out as a pedophile

Then the police kill chris :alog:
 
champthom said:
I was reading /cow/ and they were giving us shit about our "What If" forum (frankly, I mostly set up this board to give people a place since it's a popular thing) and they brought up a good point - WHAT IF Chris bought a pint of milk?
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That's not milk.
 
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You could move Chris to certain parts of the UK and he probably wouldn't notice for a week or so :stupid:

He might get some prickly-wicklies from the local chavs if he gets tomgirl-d up and hangs around in McDonalds, and learning to drive on the other side of the road would be STRESSFUL.
 
This is how Chris would go about cleaning his room.

1) *SIGH* heavily because it's such a monumental task.
2) Start by picking things up off the floor and putting them on the loveseat.
3) Get distracted by something he just discovered.
4) Spend the next few minutes playing with it before placing it elsewhere.
5) As he continues to pick things up, repeat steps 3 & 4 over and over again.
6) Continue to pick up more stuff and putting it on the loveseat until it's completely covered.
7) Feel an alien sensation called "accomplishment" and bask in it's warm glow.
8) Realise he has nowhere to sit so he throws everything back onto the floor and plays vidya.
 
I think based on the last few times Chris has shown us his room, it's been cleaned out quite a bit, mostly from prodding from people like Jackie.

Chris is making an effort to get rid of some of his stuff, but now the people who bitched that Chris was surrounded by toys now bitch that his room looks lifeless now. Go figure.
 
RogerRabbit1988 said:
Picklechu said:
Hell would freeze over.
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That's about right.
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You know there's a like function here so you can just like a persons post instead of saying a variation of "this"

Also, keep in mind "cleaning" was making a path of open floor from his door to his bed. Chris also has a sense of pride that he has the cleanest room in the house, so his "cleaning" might last ten minutes.
 
I think if Chris legitimately cleaned his room the stress and physical exhaustion would kill him. Not that that's a bad thing.
 
champthom said:
Chris is making an effort to get rid of some of his stuff, but now the people who bitched that Chris was surrounded by toys now bitch that his room looks lifeless now. Go figure.
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There's just no pleasing weens, is there?
 
My guess is that half of the world's population would probably be dead if CWC's "curses" actually worked.
 
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