Containment What If?

[Shiversblood]

What made Chris grow breasts? I seen fat guys before but they didn’t have fully developed women’s double d breasts. He grew them before the Tom girl phase before the transgender thing. What if it was a conspiracy by the government to make him troon out by making him grow double d breasts so that he would lose his sanity and question his gender after the breast grew?

 

[Replicant Sasquatch]

What if Chris joins at storming Area 51?

Base staff will be convinced an asset breached containment

 

[The Jokester]

What would of happened if Barb and Bob were apart of the highest class in society and among the richest of the rich?

 

[Pvt. Real G]

What if we stroke Chris's ego that the loss of the cwciki is bad for his fame, to convince him to get the dumbasses to donate money to get the cwciki back online.

 

[janekop]

What if Chris got a job at Trump Winery near Charlottesville?

 

[Mr. 0]

What made Chris grow breasts? I seen fat guys before but they didn’t have fully developed women’s double d breasts. He grew them before the Tom girl phase before the transgender thing. What if it was a conspiracy by the government to make him troon out by making him grow double d breasts so that he would lose his sanity and question his gender after the breast grew?

If it's the CWCville government we're talking about, that could be part of a greater plot to oust chris from power by making him admit to homosexuality, the number 1 crime in all of Chris-canon, as payback for turning everything gay

He put his blood into the water supply to cure said homogays in 2015 and when 2015 actually came all the comic characters turned gay. Coincidence?

 

[Tikbalang]

If it's the CWCville government we're talking about, that could be part of a greater plot to oust chris from power by making him admit to homosexuality, the number 1 crime in all of Chris-canon, as payback for turning everything gay

He put his blood into the water supply to cure said homogays in 2015 and when 2015 actually came all the comic characters turned gay. Coincidence?

At least there's consistency

 

[Picklechu]

What if Chris went into a restaurant, and ate everything in the restaurant, and they had to close the restaurant?

What would of happened if Barb and Bob were apart of the highest class in society and among the richest of the rich?

Locked in the attic or a tard farm.

 

[PL 001]

What if Chris went into a restaurant, and ate everything in the restaurant, and they had to close the restaurant?

Let him go, Ralph.....he knows what he's doing.

 

[WutangLee]

What made Chris grow breasts? I seen fat guys before but they didn’t have fully developed women’s double d breasts. He grew them before the Tom girl phase before the transgender thing. What if it was a conspiracy by the government to make him troon out by making him grow double d breasts so that he would lose his sanity and question his gender after the breast grew?

Chris always had bitchtits, relative to his diet and lack of exercise. But they were pretty normal for the most part. Come the All Star nudes, we come to the conclusion that Chris has actual breats now, not just simple gaeyno tits.

If it's the CWCville government we're talking about, that could be part of a greater plot to oust chris from power by making him admit to homosexuality, the number 1 crime in all of Chris-canon, as payback for turning everything gay

He put his blood into the water supply to cure said homogays in 2015 and when 2015 actually came all the comic characters turned gay. Coincidence?

Isn't that an alternate dimension where Chris got married and had kids, not where he became a transexual homo in an orgy with pokemon and sonichus?

 

[Cardboard Box Mountain]

What made Chris grow breasts? I seen fat guys before but they didn’t have fully developed women’s double d breasts. He grew them before the Tom girl phase before the transgender thing. What if it was a conspiracy by the government to make him troon out by making him grow double d breasts so that he would lose his sanity and question his gender after the breast grew?

First off, Chris does not know how to measure. That ain't a D. B at best. Second of all, https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gynecomastia

 

[Replicant Sasquatch]

What if Chris was one of the Marines in Generation Kill?

 

[Second Missing Primarch]

What if Chris was one of the Marines in Generation Kill?

He'd be Captain America, only twice as incompetent.

 

[Replicant Sasquatch]

He'd be Captain America, only twice as incompetent.

Dang DIRTY Hadjis!

 

[Cedric_Eff]

What if Bob convinced Chris to join the US Army?

 

[Replicant Sasquatch]

What if Bob convinced Chris to join the US Army?

He'd mop floors at Fort Hood for four years then get turned loose with the GI bill

 

[Cedric_Eff]

He'd mop floors at Fort Hood for four years then get turned loose with the GI bill

Imagine instead of the Army, he joins the Navy and goes overboard from the USS Stethem.

 

[Hogar Grupal]

I think this may have been asked, so I'll risk repeat: What if Chris never went tomgirl? Would his autistic antics escalate?

 

[Tikbalang]

I think this may have been asked, so I'll risk repeat: What if Chris never went tomgirl? Would his autistic antics escalate?

For that to happen, he'll have to not-curious about wearing women's clothing or cross dressing.
He'll retain his homophobia, which it will replace his haterade for trump.
Catfishing will be more frequent.

 

[A Grey Cat]

What if Chris entered and won more toy sweepstakes?

The most likely candidate would be Nickelodeon's super toy run sweepstakes which according to what I can find was a thing as far back as when Chris was still a young child

Yeah you guys though winning a thousand dollars in KB toys left an impact on him? Imagine 9x that much at Least 100 video games alone and all for nothing