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CWCville would be called Koryoville. Also suddenly everything about the weird political system in Chris' comic would make sense.
Containment What If?
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What if Chris was an alien sent to Earth as a baby, and he's actually from a planet full of autistic manchildren like him?
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He'd be banned from Earth and sent back to his home planet.
What if Chris was a belly dancer?
What if Chris was a belly dancer?
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What if he's the son of Evil Star-King Xenu, ruler of the Galactic Confederacy?
Actually, this makes sense! Since thetans were creations of Xenu, CWC was sent to Teegeeack in order to generate more, due to the followers of Hubbard managing to negate them! He consumes the hatred and ridicule of his trolls, and shits out infectious thetans to fog the minds of the unenlightened!
Oh my god, I'm dying of pneumonia now! Help meeee!
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What if Chris was one of us?
Just a Troll like one of us?
Just a stranger on the net
Trying to scream JULAY at Bob on the phone...
Just a Troll like one of us?
Just a stranger on the net
Trying to scream JULAY at Bob on the phone...
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If I could rate that horrifying, I would.
What if Chris was cryogenically frozen for several millenia?
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The planet-sized godlike artificial intelligences running the universe, having solved all questions of science and philosophy, would find a new challenge in attempting to understand Chris' logic.
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Once he found out what year it was he would ask what color sanics arms are.
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What if everything else was the same, but Chris still made comics? What would they be about?
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He would be greeted by 72 VIRGINS WITH RAGE.
He'd probably complain about Heaven being run by some Dang, Male JERK and try to take God's throne for himself. Then he'd get thrown into Hell, and half an hour later, Satan would be on his knees begging God to take Chris back.
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This is a Lolcow that doesn't understand basic social norms. I think his saving grace is that Chris isn't going be getting much PCP, as he's broke and he's got the street smarts of roadkill.
It's a legitimate question that Chris could die or wind up seriously damaged from using drugs--he certainly would lack context and understanding of what is safe, what is too much and what even things do. Strong odds of Chris having a medical emergency, low odds of Chris ODing, nearly zero shot of Chris getting to do it again.
The technology to freeze someone doesn't necessarily mean that they can be revived. Chris could be a piece of meat in a far future freezer because the freezing process left him little more than that.
Generously, if the Future has the power to put Chris together again, they'd also have the power to resocialize him. A "Fixed" CWC would very quickly lose any resemblance to our pet Lolcow.
Chris' output is still low and I don't think we'd see THAT MANY comics.
Hypothetically:
Sonichu 11: Chris' comic rendering of the Calling Out Saga and the new Heartsweet, Jacky. The revelation of Alec Benson Leary as a 500 pound sphere and Jack Thaddeus as a Revolutionary Marxist Transexual would be a worthy twist, although Chris' failure to understand that he's wrong would give this a really bizarre perspective.
Sonichu 12: 10/28/11, full stop. Chris' point of view that Michael Snyder didn't deserve one red cent and more would be vented. I would expect this to be an apologist POV defending his actions.
Sonichu 13: Robee Sonee and the Tomgirls gets expanded into a Comic.
Sonichu 14: The High School Reunion that never happened.
Sonichu 15: Commission Comic #1. Created in the aftermath of the fire, Chris makes a comic as a means to raise funds. It's hard to speculate what this would be, as Chris is following the lead of others here.
Sonichu 16: Commission Comic #2. Probably similar to Sonichu 15.
Sonichu 17: Blue Arms Missile Crisis. Chris' outright schizophrenic attitudes about Sega deserve a comic and this is the only thing Chris has actually fought for in years.
Sonichu 18: 12/26/14. Chris' extreme hypocrisy in his explanations and full court chorus against him means that Gamestop turns into a comic as well.
Sonichu 19: The post incarceration comic. I have zero doubt that Chris will have new villains and new revelations about what happened.
By definition, Chris wins. Not sure that there is much more to say about that.
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What I'd like to know is this:
What if Sega gives up on Sonic the Hedgehog?
This isn't outright unthinkable. Sonic has fallen far from his glory days as a technically impressive 2D Platformer into a deeply flawed 3D Character.
Wikipedia records Sonic the Hedgehog (2006) and Sonic Boom as some of the worst games in video gaming. SEGA doesn't have a game console anymore, and the opening is certainly there to create a "better character" than Sonic outright.
Nor would Sonic be unique in this outcome. Crash Bandicoot, the "mascot" of the Sony Playstation, has largely disappeared. Nintendo's own Captain N is gone.
So SEGA decides to focus on things besides Sonic. No more games, no more TV series, and he just fades away.
Does Chris even notice that Sonic is dead?
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