Containment What If?

An Ounce of Vagina said:
Not to mention immortality would quickly get boring. When there isn't even the slightest risk involved with anything anymore, where's the fun?
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On the other hand, he could probably find plenty of mates who'd be willing to latch onto him, seeing as how Immortal!Chris would become a god among men.
 
He would first be disappointed that it was no longer the card and comic store he loved, but then realize Snyder was out of the picture, alienate all the customers, destroy all the merchandise, run himself and the business into the ground while gloating about pwning Snyder, then would shit himself, stress-sigh and go full retard during bankruptcy court proceedings.
 
He'd hog the T.V. while singing Britney Spears songs.
And if Barb phones him, asking why he's not home, he'd just tell her that he's at work.
 
If it wasn't for the trolls, I think Chris probably would've waited a lot longer to purchase the hooker than he did. I also think he probably would've stopped drawing Sonichu much sooner once he noticed no one gave a shit about his stupid drawings.
 
Henry Bemis said:
An Ounce of Vagina said:
Not to mention immortality would quickly get boring. When there isn't even the slightest risk involved with anything anymore, where's the fun?
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On the other hand, he could probably find plenty of mates who'd be willing to latch onto him, seeing as how Immortal!Chris would become a god among men.
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Unless said mates latch on to him due to Immortal!Chris being a god amongst us, imagine someone making a false religion, scamming people out of their money because the high priest council use Chris as a pawn to scam people. Then again, that would be implausible, rather they might just troll Immortal!Chris for lulz, making money off of it if they were able to.
 
If he owned the GAMe PLACe, he'd systematically restore it to the condition it was at the time of his ban. Including trying to invite back the original gang.
 
Well, considering how bad Chris is with money, he'd probably run it out of business.
 
I'm sure this question has been talked about on the other forums but I've always thought about this question and think it still warrants some discussion. I was just wondering what everyone thought might happen if Chris ever attracted enough mainstream attention, be it through his youtube videos, the Sonichu comics, or some of his other antics, to become an actual mainstream celebrity? How does everyone think Chris or even his family would react to this? I know Chris has already said his part on what would happen in this hypothetical situation. But what I would really like to know is what might actually happen had Chris become a mainstream celebrity before all the trolling really got kicked into full swing.
 
Re: What if Chris smoked marijuana?

Chris probably wouldn't inhale and imagine/pretend he's high nontheless, wasting good weed and money in the process and acting like a babboon because he thinks that's what stoners do.
 
Re: What if Chris smoked marijuana?

It'd give him his long-needed excuse to stuff his face with McDonald's during the graveyard hours.
 
Then he'll have a really good reason to be paranoid. Everyone will recognize and troll him.
 
He'd be crying after getting hit once. Which would be five seconds in.
 
Physical activity and Chris? He'd pass out pretty quick. Maybe he'd be better as a nerf sniper? He can just lay his fat-ass down. (and end up getting bored and playing with his PS Vita)
 
Fialovy said:
Well, considering how bad Chris is with money, he'd probably run it out of business.
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I give him maybe three months before he drives everyone away and has to shut his doors.
 
What if he had the capability of firing explosive energy bolts from his bare MANOS?

Let's say there are two firing modes: 1. The read hot toaster. These crimson impulses travel in straight lines for up to several thousand kilometers and explode upon impact on a solid object. Their explosive strength can be adjusted between 0.01 and 5 kt TNT, firing cadence is up to 10 shots per second.
2. The blue Explodo-Ball, a sparkling energy sphere that is lobbed much like mortar fire with an effective range up to 400 km, enabling indirect fire and hitting targets below the horizon. Explosive strength can be adjusted between 20 kt and 1000 Mt TNT, cadence is one shot every 30 seconds.

After he has turned the Game Place to slag and has crapped himself out of excitement, what would Chris do with this capability?
 
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