Containment What If?

Like with most things, he'd still get tired pretty quickly giving the army a good chance to take him out.
 
DykesDykesChina said:
Let's say there are two firing modes: 1. The read hot toaster. These crimson impulses travel in straight lines for up to several thousand kilometers and explode upon impact on a solid object. Their explosive strength can be adjusted between 0.01 and 5 kt TNT, firing cadence is up to 10 shots per second.
2. The blue Explodo-Ball, a sparkling energy sphere that is lobbed much like mortar fire with an effective range up to 400 km, enabling indirect fire and hitting targets below the horizon. Explosive strength can be adjusted between 20 kt and 1000 Mt TNT, cadence is one shot every 30 seconds.
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Kilotons of TNT, are you kidding? The first time anyone or anything pissed him off at the mall, he'd SEND EVERYTHING IN HIS POWER and blow himself up along with whatever it was. The end.
 
He better not accidentally shoot Barb. If she dies, he's fucked. If she survives, he's fucked even more.
 
Aside from being paranoid and believing the people around him to be trolls, he could potentially have the paparazzi stalking him, taking pictures as he does something that would lead him to being trolled.
 
If you didn't think enough people were chiming in to let us know Chris gives other autistic people a bad name...
 
Chris would have the store out of business. He'd scare away customers, he has no experience in running a store, and he would not bother working. Meanwhile, Snyder works somewhere else as the owner, getting a good amount of customers.
 
there is not a television producer on this planet who could do anything to negate that cwc is a dullard with no charisma who only entertains when he's goaded by trolls

but if by some astronomical miracle cwc managed to become a TV personality, he'd get laid at least once with the kind of girl who would appear in a dustin diamond sex tape
he'd have enough money to buy all the vidya he could ever want
in the end he would lose all his money to a stripper, his house would be condemned, and he would have to live under a bridge

thus he becomes that which he has always hated: a dang dirty troll
 
He'd be a D-list celebrity for sure, and he'd never get invited to the cool parties, i.e., the other celebrities would be DANG DIRTY TROLLS
 
What if after Barb's death, social services decided that Cole had to take in his tard brother because he's the closest living relative?

How would the two get along? How would they spend time and what would their daily routine be like?
 
Cole and his wife would just end up as a second Borb, doing everything they can in their power to keep Chris off the streets for as long as possible.
 
There's no legal reason that Cole would have to take care of his tard brother, but let's pretend there is. It's more fun, after all.

Chris living in a hipster's apartment? Oh my :shock:

Really, if Chris would just play vidya and could be trained to do some basic chores, it might work out. I'm sure Cole would want either a slice of Chris's tugboat or make him get a part-time job, both of which Chris would balk at.

If it was successful, Chris might become a hipster over time and start to have Cole's taste in movies and music.
 
Snyder: "Congratulations! You got yourself ownership of the Game Place. What's the next step in your master plan?"

Chris: "Crashing the dang dirty troll hangout. With no survivors."
 
Cole would try to put Chris in someone else's care, especially after Chris brings all of his junk to Cole's home and does not clean up, does not bathe, and even tries to defy anything Cole tells him to do, especially work.
 
There's really only one way that this can end: Murder.
 
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