Containment What If?

The handsome tard said:
What if Christian is kryptonian and the "Chris-Chan" we all know is merely this world's version of the Clark Kent disguise? When Christ isnt sperging online, he is saving lives, only to later return and give an "update" on his insanity.
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To subject to all the humiliation in all those years just to protect his identity, he must be really a professional. On the other hand, the world is still shitty so he's not doing a very good job, typical Chris-Chan.
 
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What if Chris gets a Toyota Prius or a Honda Accord as his new Son-Chu? I want to see him abuse the self driving feature of the newer models of the Prius or the Accord.
 
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What if Christine had banter over transexualism with Blaire White?

What if Christine joined Antifa to bash the fash?
 
Cedric_Eff said:
What if Chris gets a Toyota Prius or a Honda Accord as his new Son-Chu? I want to see him abuse the self driving feature of the newer models of the Prius or the Accord.
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One of these self driving cars has already killed somebody. It was an Uber self driver and a woman with grocery bags laden onto her bicycle was crossing the street. This is No Fucking Good. Chris will get in trouble with a self driving car too.
 
Sperglord Dante said:
What if Chris found a functional handgun or shotgun in the hoard?
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Autismo would probably shoot himself thinking its candy inside the gun barrel. Chris shouldnt be allowed close to guns for his OWN safety (as he is a threat to no one even with them).
Hell said:
What if Christine joined Antifa to bash the fash?
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Chris would make for a good cannon fodder against all the "hydro pumps" and rubber bullets (while being called retarded by the virtuous antifa)
Edit: "reta-rded" to "exceptional", for real?
 
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what if Chris(tine) attempted a coat hanger abortion thinking (s)he was pregnant?

what if Chris(tine) opened a cat cafe with all the feral cat colonies from around 14BLC?
 
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normankrasner said:
what if Chris(tine) opened a cat cafe with all the feral cat colonies from around 14BLC?
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Do you realize something? Let me tell you: if the Health Department of Greene County sees those videos... that you put on the damn Internet... they could condemn our house, and we would have to move out of it...?
 
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What if Chris went full Elliot Rodger after the last Kacey call and killed people? How would people react to that?
 
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What if all of his vidyas are inaccessible unless he finishes Sekiro or any Souls games?
 
What if Chris actually got the gamestop employee in the eyes with mace? Or, alternatively, crippled Michael Schneider in the hit and run?
 
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