Containment What If?

Quarantine the area, conserve some of the more "interesting" landmarks in a kind of park/outdoor museum, sterilize the rest of the area with hard x-rays, hire Gilles Tréhin and his wife to develop a comprehensive master redevelopment plan for the area.
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What is Chris had been exposed to better quality anime, instead of just the dubbed, sterilized CN/Adult Swim fare such as Yu-gi-oh, Dragonball-Z, etc.

Anime such as:
The original Neon Genesis Evangellion series and The End of Evangelion film
Royal Space Force
The Gunbuster OVA
Diebuster
FLCL
Castle In the sky
My Neighbor Totoro
Nausicaä of the Valley of the Wind
Barefoot Gen
Etc.
 
It would probably go over his head and he wouldn't care much for it.
 
I see no mention of Berserk on dat list :evil:

.... though personally if I ever saw Chris dressed up as Guts

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I would be honour bound to hunt him down and drown him in sealion afterbirth while screaming wapanese obscenities

(On the other hand, i am already imagining a cwcified version of the berserk storyline..... and a disturbing amount of it kinda fits)

However, if he did become a fully fledged DBZ fanboy, we may have seen a marked increase in the pure tard rage and sperg shrieking vids produced, as he tried over and over again to become the legendary super autistic saiyan
 
it'd look like his room and he'd still get banned

Saney said:
There's really only one way that this can end: Murder.
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but not before chris spoons with cole.
 
Saney said:
There's really only one way that this can end: Murder.
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I was kinda thinking divorce, or at least separation, as in "Until he's out of the house, Cole, you can just say goodbye to me."
 
A self-praising film critic having to live with his rather unintelligent, lazy brother? Sounds like a sitcom in the making.

Maybe Cole would finally be able to auction off his night at the bar if he brought Chris though, if there's a particularly desperate christorian in the area.
 
DIRTY, CRAPPED HIGH-RISE

But seriously, Chris's part of the apartment would end up like his house, and he would likely leave garbage and feces for Cole to inhale the stank of. Chris's home in Ruckersville would either be condemned and demolished OR hopefully restored by the local historical society and made into the Christian Weston Chandler Museum of Fail, as a monument to him. Branchland Court may become a Historical district, and the Ruckersville tourism board could take advantage.

Chris in Manhattan could be interesting. If he went past 127th street (Harlem), he would likely be afraid of all of the niggos. Seeing all of the bright lights and people on the street would probably scare him, and he would just hide in Cole Smithey's apartment and play PS3 all day. Chris could never deal with the amount of diversity that New York City has to offer, and would become a shut-in.
 
Have to chime in here I felt safer in NYC than where I reside. However he probably would freak out and end up in Bellview
 
I would be doing something more productive than mocking a 31-year old transvestite that craps his pants.

DIRTY CRAPPED MAGIC BRIEFS

video related:
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bathsalts4breakfast said:
I would be doing something more productive than mocking a 31-year old transvestite that craps his pants.
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no such thing :lol:
 
honestly i think he'd be loads better off
mormons are weird but in my experience their kids tend to be well-behaved. he'd probably even have a job, albeit a menial low-paying one

and afaik you can't get magic pants until you get married and we all know how well cwc is doing on that front
that y-front
because dirty crapped briefs
 
Don't Morman men have to spend two years in the ministry?
As in going away from home. I am just imaginng Chris trying to convert people.
 
I'm not a Mormon, but yeah, they're supposed to become short-term missionaries. Mitt Romney was a missionary to France and Jon Heder (the guy who played Napoleon Dynamite) was a missionary to Japan. Neither one was very successful, I take it.

What would Chris do to people who didn't pray for the burning in the bosom after he presented the Mormon gospel to them? Curse-ye-ha-me-ha them or pray them dead?

ETA: If Chris were Mormon, his sweetheart would be married to him for eternity :shock:
 
The Burger King Troll-ployee was actually me. I received direct orders from Snyder to lurk at McDonald's in order to troll autistics. When I saw Chris, I immediately posted on the forum how GAY he looks. He's gay and his second name should be Retardo hahahaa!

This would end sort of like the Cartmanland episode of South Park...

He did watch End of Evangelion, IIRC Ivy recommended it to him.
Chris liked watching it, on the one hand, because he knew it was a mature film and made him feel like a big boy, on the other hand because of the Misato/Kaji sex scene and the Rei angels who had bewbs and were kawaii.

(or some Chinese knockoff)

How would it feature in his comic? Would he try to make Sonichu and Rosechu variants of the characters?
 
Wouldn't it be ironic if he dismissed it as little kid's stuff?

To answer seriously though, he'd probably rename each of the characters; kind of like what he did to Alec's Chaotic Combo. And then they'd either be "normal" residents of CWCville or they'd help Sonichu on one of his ZAPPIN' adventures!
 
He'd just find a way to roll Spinjitsu into the comic like he did with Yu-gi-oh, Transformers, etc.
 
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