Containment What If?

Like on TV. He'd carry a black doctor bag with the Red Cross symbol on it, and wear a white coat and one of those round mirror things on his head. He'd examine all his patients by checking their knee reflexes with the tapping hammer, using a tongue depressor and making them say "ahhhh", then sending them for x-rays.
"Take two aspirin and call me in the morning!"
 
something along these lines
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Dr. Nick Riviera in real life, but 10 times worse and a thousand times less sanitary. He would probably use some of his profits to resurrect the Aerostar from the backyard of 14BC and use it as a patient transport vehicle, and move his practice to a storage unit with power outlets in Charlottesville, Stanardsville or another nearby area once he got evicted from the friendly neighborhood InTown Suites or Crossland Economy Studios. All of his equipment would be military-surplus and he would take his advice from Ragnar Benson survival medicine, eHow, Yahoo! Answers and Vietnam War-era emergency war surgery handbooks.

Eventually he would maim or kill a client and end up in federal prison, possibly for the rest of his life.
 
He would be sued for malpractice by DANG DIRTY LITIGIOUS TROLLS

He'd get his degree from a correspondence course and make his money by endorsing fitness or weight loss products.

He'd be featured on Quack Watch and be discredited. Then he'd stress sigh and go back to playing vidya.
 
GrandNumberOfPounds said:
He would be sued for malpractice by DANG DIRTY LITIGIOUS TROLLS

He'd get his degree from a correspondence course and make his money by endorsing fitness or weight loss products.

He'd be featured on Quack Watch and be discredited. Then he'd stress sigh and go back to playing vidya.
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endorsed fitness products like standing while playing guitar hero

endorsed weight loss products like mcdonalds chicken nuggets.
 
Let's say you're walking through your hometown minding your own business when someone who looks familiar walks up to you. They try to start a conversation with you.

"Hello [insert your first, middle, and last name here]. I'm Christian Weston Chandler, the original creator of Sonichu, Rosechu, and the city of CWCville. I'd like to have a word with you."

What would you do?
 
What the FUCK are you doing in goddamn Eugene, Oregon? Wouldn't the Caddy or Aerostar crap out driving cross-country or you go into sensory overload on a plane, train or Greyhound bus?

Also, answer my texts and phone calls about what to do if Barb dies or gets terminally sick.
 
I'd wouldn't just question Chris' choice in coming to San Diego. I question him on why he would come to California since it's full of one of the things he hates: the HOMOS!!! I'd also ask Chris what he wants to ask me.
 
How the fuck did you travel 10.000 km to Europe?! What are you doing here? Are you a hallucination? Am I becoming schizophrenic?
 
Isn't Ninjago a fairly recent thing? How are we so sure he doesn't like it? He hasn't drawn a comic, that we know of, in almost 3 years.
 
Take whatever resources I have at hand, and use it to build my own personal military. Magi-chan would be the biggest x-factor. If he's on board, we could subvert the world order. If I have to kill him, then I'll have to settle on slowly taking over the region using guerrilla tactics. It'll certainly end with everything being destroyed, and me being killed by some covert operations team (if not a traitor), but I'm actually pretty cool with that.

Re: What if Chris smoked marijuana?

Nothing short of divine intervention or some comical twist - ala Fred Flintstone getting hit in the head with a bowling stone - would lend Chris any clarity. I think it'd mellow him out, if he didn't overreact due to placebo effect. May not be bad for him. Honestly, I can't imagine how he could do any worse (though I'm certain he'll figure out a way).
 
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