Containment What If?

[fuzzypickles]

If Chris was the mascot of a product, what product would it be?

Fanta

 

[Honeyrabbit]

If Chris was the mascot of a product, what product would it be?

 

[Henry Bemis]

If Chris was the mascot of a product, what product would it be?

It took this long for someone to say "condoms?" Color me sad.

 

[fuzzypickles]

What if Chris owned slaves?

 

[Marvin]

What if Chris owned slaves?

He'd go into debt and have to sell his slaves to cover his debts. Then promptly rack up new debts.

 

[SOINCHU]

What if Chris shits his pants in court tomorrow?

 

[fridgesrants]

What if Chris got into model trains?

 

[Apocalypso]

If Chris was the mascot of a product, what product would it be?

Slim Slow.

What if Chris got into model trains?

His room would be filled with Thomas the Tank Engine.

What if Chris was a disco skater?

 

[fuzzypickles]

What if Chris was a disco skater?

He'd slip on the rink, going into a side split position, and falling face first.

Now, what if Chris drank a bottle of Kombucha?

 

[Ho Mo for Women]

What if Chris represents himself in court tomorrow?

 

[SOINCHU]

He'd slip on the rink, going into a side split position, and falling face first.

Now, what if Chris drank a bottle of Kombucha?

Nothing probably? Kombucha is delicious (if its not a shit brand or flavor) and its virtually non-alcoholic (minuscule trace amounts). Its essentially a tea-soda with 1/4 of the calories of an average coke etc.

But for purposes of speculation...it would turn him into a far out spiritualist hippie (as Kombucha is marketed towards hippie types here in the US and Chris can't resist marketing).
He would then renounce the hoard (his and barbs) as mere mortal trinkets and begin a life of meditation, training, and quiet... wandering of the globe challenging all worthy fighters to a duel of Curse-ye-ha-me-has.

 

[Ho Mo for Women]

What if Chris was crushed to death under Barb's hoard, but scientists put him back together as the next Robocop?

 

[Apocalypso]

What if Chris was crushed to death under Barb's hoard, but scientists put him back together as the next Robocop?

They'd call him Hobocop.

 

[Mick92]

What if Chris shits his pants in court tomorrow?

Is there any chance that this won't happen?

 

[CWCissey]

What if Chris represents himself in court tomorrow?

He would talk himself into getting death by stoning.

 

[Ho Mo for Women]

What if Chris calls Sonichu to the stand and starts talking with thin air, as if Sonichu were in the courtroom with him?

 

[CWCissey]

What if Chris calls Sonichu to the stand and starts talking with thin air, as if Sonichu were in the courtroom with him?

He'd be institutionalised.

 

[Abethedemon]

They'd call him Hobocop.

Implying Chris would find work.

 

[Konstantinos]

What if Chris discovered and really got into Stormfront or another supremacist internet forum?

 

[EI 903]

What if Chris discovered and really got into Stormfront or another supremacist internet forum?

He'd finally be somewhere where he was the most functional person.