Containment What If?

Brother, it'd be pretty similar but he'd be on less of a leash. Bob would give him more freedom, but the horde wouldn't have gotten cleaned up. Bob was a better parent than Barb, but that is like saying that The Red Rooster was a better wrestler than the Brooklyn Brawler.
 
fridgesrants said:
If Chris watched Initial D and read the manga and played Gran Turismo growing up he would probably be into import cars. Since it is Chris though, he would buy a sh!tty high mileage 240sx and rice it out with his :tugboat:. He then make a comic were he is a street racing hero and he is able to beat cars that out class him. He would then go to a car forum to promote his comic and he would be laughed at. He would also show up at import car shows and try to race people and then he would get banned. He then would bitch on Facebook about it. This is how Chris's car would probably look but it would probably have a Sonichu vinyl covering the side.
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No shots at 240sx owners. I am a big fan of Japanese cars. I just do not like modified cars that look like crap. OEM+ is better then over modifying.
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That sounds way more interesting then Sonichu.
 
exball said:
That sounds way more interesting then Sonichu.
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If Chris had a PS1 instead of a N64 or Dreamcast this could have happened. I wonder if Chris has ever played a Gran Turismo game. I think it would probably be to hard him to handle. The only racing games Chris has enjoyed are Burnout Paradise and Mod Nation Racers because they are designed for a more casual audience. Also I wonder if Chris has watched Initial D before. Stages 1-4 are on Netflix.
 
Not just Sonichu Babies, Sonichu Adult Babies, Sonichu Babies being the main comic babies!
 
I don't know if this has been brought up before, but what if one day all the information about Chris on the internet just vanished? In addition to that what if everyone stopped talking about him and didn't put up any more info about him? How do you think Chris would react? I think at first he would be overjoyed and would claim victory over the trolls, but would eventually realize that now no one is paying attention to him like they used to and end up even more depressed than he is now.
 
He'd find someone besides the trolls to blame for all his future problems.
Oh, and Anna would probably stop paying attention to him since she's been riding the coattails of his e-fame and he would no longer bring her the attention she so desperately craves.
 
Nothing would change, he'd still be a creepy, smelly, cross-dresser living in squalor with no ambitions and no desire to make any effort. He'd most likely still continue to blame the trolls for the way life is and still continue to demand that his "friends" drop everything and fix his life for him.

In Chris' mind, everybody else attending to, and performing all the mundane and monotonous duties necessary for living his life whilst he sits on his ass and plays vidya, builds Lego and watches cartoons is the natural order of things, and he'll continue to complain until balance is restored.
 
The internet won't forget about Chris until Chris forgets about the internet. It's a kind of Chinese finger-puzzle that Chris is too dumb to escape.
 
If Chris did have an ABDL "mommy" then at least she might bathe him and shit, so he will be clean finally.
 
somejerk said:
The internet won't forget about Chris until Chris forgets about the internet. It's a kind of Chinese finger-puzzle that Chris is too dumb to escape.
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Eh, leaks still happen now because Chris interacts with people. Sometimes Chris' stupidity was at fault, but a good portion of content nowadays isn't related to Chris' stupidity.
 
I wonder how much of Chris' leisure time is devoted to lurking "troll sites"? It strikes me as something he'd do whenever he got bored of his latest gadget or video game.
 
Scarlett said:
I wonder how much of Chris' leisure time is devoted to lurking "troll sites"? It strikes me as something he'd do whenever he got bored of his latest gadget or video game.
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Probably not much. He doesn't have the attention span for it.
 
He would deem it a safe time to return with new Sonichu comics fr the True & Honest Fanbase, of course.

But the internet NEVAR FORGETZ
 
If I have the same unlimited power like Chris had, I would have Cwcville secede from the United States.

MAke the citizens work and destroy the Soup Hotels, or change the system into a commune. Like those of a co-op, if anyone's too lazy/refuses to work, they get executed.

PArdon the trolls that Chris arrested and make them part of the new regime.

Change the economy by legalizing tobacky, drugs, and gambling. I would legalize prostitution but since Sonichu species breed like fucking rabbits.

Round up Chris' loyalists and execute them as warning to those who still wish for the old regime.

Or make Allison the new leader since she deserved it.
 
Chris would still never change.

And the Internet would most likely talk about MylarBalloonFan.
 
He would feel more comfortable doing all the crap he currently does: Eating junk food, playing vidya, not looking for a job, waiting for a girlfriend to be delivered to him, playing with his girl toys, etc., happy that he can enjoy all that without anyone to criticize him for it or have a laugh at his expense. He doesn't want to better himself, he just wants people to stop pointing out how worthless he is.
 
DykesDykesChina said:
We all know that Chris's worldview is based largely on a few types of entertainment:

1. Kiddie cartoons - the good hero always wins after minor struggles.

2. Romantic comedies - a lovable loser hero transforms from a "Nice Guy" to a "Girl-Getting Guy" after having stalked and harassed his way out of the "friendzone".

3. 1950s sitcoms - women only like gossipping and shopping and cooking for their husbands.

4. Harem anime, pr0n - defining his views on sex.


Now, what if his autistic mind had been fed with completely different products - e.g.:

1. Film Noir and Raymond-Chandler-type crime/detective stories.

2. James Bond movies.

3. French/Belgian Ligne Claire comics, such as Tintin.
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1. Film Noir & Detective stories: Chris will actually believe that he will lose something. (Never saw film noir or detective stories so I could be wrong.)

2. James Bond movies: Chris will think they is some evil guy trying to rule the world or something, also believes that Chris himself will bed some women.

3. Never read French/Belgian Ligne Claire comics.

Any influences from these would show up on Sonichu. The trolls would be like bond villains trying to feed Chris to sharks, the noir stories would show its influence in his comic though I don't know how.
 
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