Containment What If?

[MrWarioWare]

What if CWCville and North Korea combined?

 

[fuzzypickles]

What if CWCville and North Korea combined?

We'd have a totalitarian superstate like the world has never seen.

 

[Marvin]

Der Führer would be depressed to finding someone who's literally worse than him. (jk)

What if Chris could travel in time, but the date he's going back to had to be BEFORE he was born? What moment of History would he chose?

The moment he was conceived. ()

 

[MrWarioWare]

Maybe Chris was the reason Hitler killed himself..

 

[fuzzypickles]

What if Chris had a pogo stick?

 

[MrWarioWare]

What if Chris had a pogo stick?

"NEWS FLASH, TOWN IN VIRGINIA ROCKED BY MASSIVE EARTHQUAKE! GEOLOGISTS BAFFLED!"

 

[Pikonic]

What if Chris had a pogo stick?

He'd break it because he's fat. He would probably hurt himself and leave a nasty post on the pogo stick company's Facebook saying he will sue, but he won't sue. He'll just go back to Lego

 

[GS 281]

What if Chris had a pogo stick?

He would fall on his ass, shit his pants and do nothing.

What if Bob put it in Barb's ass the night in May when they conceived Chris?

 

[fuzzypickles]

What if Bob put it in Barb's ass the night in May when they conceived Chris?

Assuming he had no condom at the time, Bob would get HIV, and he'd be ostracized for being gay, even though he wasn't.

 

[EI 903]

He would fall on his ass, shit his pants and do nothing.

What if Bob put it in Barb's ass the night in May when they conceived Chris?

Really? I know this is a goof-off thread, but still.

 

[fuzzypickles]

What if Chris tried to grow a vegetable garden?

 

[GS 281]

Really? I know this is a goof-off thread, but still.

Fine... What if Bob put it in Chris' ass the night Chris conceived Sonichu?

 

[Kaptcher]

What if Chris tried to grow a vegetable garden?

He'd realise he could sit on his ass and not do manual labour with a copy of Harvest Moon.

 

[Smoked Sausage]

What if Chris tried to grow a vegetable garden?

He'd stuff them down his throat like candy.

 

[fuzzypickles]

Fine... What if Bob put it in Chris' ass the night Chris conceived Sonichu?

Spoiler: Your answer lies here

 

[Mr. 0]

What if Chris, by some astronomical chance, actually gets jailed as a result of his peppery flight back in December?

 

[Lechugark]

What if Chris, by some astronomical chance, actually gets jailed as a result of his peppery flight back in December?

Then we will see the equivalent to the middle ages in this forum.

What if Chris its just the most dedicated and brilliant con artist in the world and is carrying the mother of all perfomances , then we will remember him as the definitive method actor in the whole universe and realize we were the ones getting trolled, that will be a twist worthy of M.Night Shyamalan itself .

 

[Konstantinos]

What if Chris its just the most dedicated and brilliant con artist in the world and is carrying the mother of all perfomances , then we will remember him as the definitive method actor in the whole universe and realize we were the ones getting trolled, that will be a twist worthy of M.Night Shyamalan itself .

Than that means that we've all been on one long crazy this entire time.

 

[AP 297]

What if Chris its just the most dedicated and brilliant con artist in the world and is carrying the mother of all perfomances , then we will remember him as the definitive method actor in the whole universe and realize we were the ones getting trolled, that will be a twist worthy of M.Night Shyamalan itself .

If that were true, I would really have to salute the man. Not even Stephen Colbert, Larry the Cable Guy, or Professional Wrestlers have been able to pull off a character that well performed and perfect. No one ever heard of him. He had a near perfectly intact life story developed and an entire series of cities backing up his con.

No if he were the troll and we were the patsies, then all 4000 kiwis and scores of others just received the trolling of the century.

Even then, to disfigure your body and go through everything else Chris just did to hurt and inflict injury upon himself to fool us - one has to ask, "Was it ever worth really it?"

...Or what he just said:

Than that means that we've all been on one long crazy this entire time.

 

[Apocalypso]

What if Chris could travel in time, but the date he's going back to had to be BEFORE he was born?

Spoiler

He'd be trapped in Bob's old nut sack.

What moment of History would he chose?

He wouldn't know any.