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Feel free to maul me to death if this has already been asked before:
What if Chris was female?
Evolution will be disproved and the word of Godbear would be taught in schools across the country/globe.What if Chris became 100 years old?
What if someone irl became so tired of Chris's bull, that he went all Goofy Time on his ass?
What if Chris ended up spending "One Night in Chyna"
He'd accuse his former sweetheart 'Carbon' of being too common to be with a noble gas such as him. He'd have fluorinephobia cause that mean fluorine is taking away all the pretty elements.There'd be "Big Trouble in Little China".
What if Chris was a chemical element?
He would have to be very hated by many people (Castro, Mugabe, Mobutu, and Kim Il-Sung all lived into their 80s, and two seem to be ready to hit 90.)What if Chris became 100 years old?
You sure about that? Just as now with women to Chris, I don't think any dude would get down with ChristinaHe'd at least be someone's practice fuck.
What if Chris-Chan was Muslim?
He'd probably not be as notable due to a lack of internet.What if Chris was Amish?
What if Chris lived in Boulder, Colorado?
He would shit his old-ass pants and do nothingWhat if Chris became 100 years old?
Rain shit down from his holy ass, covering the innocent, then proceed to do nothingWhat if Chris was an angel?
Everytime Chris shits his pants and does nothing the kiwifarms gets a shitpost.Everything can be answered as "Shit himself and do nothing"
Everything