Containment What If?

[trueandhonestfan]

What if Chris was crucified?

He'd resurrect in the name of God and the Bear and become a DIRTY, CRAPPED PRIEST.

 

[normankrasner]

What if Chris had a line of clothing or perfume with his name on it?

 

[MrJakeTerror]

What if Chris had a line of clothing or perfume with his name on it?

It wouldn't be as potent as mace.

What if every woman that SOINCHU used as an avatar gave Chris pity china?

 

[Stud2Stud]

What if every woman that SOINCHU used as an avatar gave Chris pity china?

I guess he'd finally obtain that once ounce of vagina he always dreamed of.

Now what if they refused to have lipstick lesbian taint-rubbing sex and insisted on penetrative sex?

 

[LiquidCooledGonads]

What if a rabid ween dug up Bob and spread his ashes over Son-Chu?

Edit: Bob was cremated, herp derp...

 

[kristineastonchandelier]

Lets say that Barb dies and somehow Christian watches a tv show or something that showed an adopted child in some manner, and somehow Chris became obsessed with the idea and took it upon himself and decides that he is going to adopt a female child, name her Crystal Weston Chandler and take care of her. While the odds are clearly slim, theoretically it isn't necessarily impossible for Chris to be legally able to adopt. As to my knowledge there is nothing that says people with disabilities can't do so and any criminal records unless they are sexual crimes don't automatically disqualify an applicant after 5 years from the date of the crime.

So let's then assume the people in charge of doing a background check somehow managed to be unaware of Christian's notoriety and after slipping through the cracks Christian was able to take a child with him to Branchland Court. Now let's suspend our disbelief and accept the 1% chance of this actually happening.

Assuming neither the child or Christian are dead by the time she would turn 21, how would the child grow up? Would her beliefs and ideas about the world be the same as her lesbian transgendered female soul autistic mother/father? Would she eventually reach a point of development where she realizes she needs to escape from the clutches of this monster? Considering Chris has not really developed passed a child-like mentality, will we end up with an adult womanchild like Chris? Would she develop artificial austism? Would Child Services take her away within a month after seeing the way and conditions in which she is being raised? Would people who personally know Chris forcibly take the child away?

These are questions that need answers.

 

[Prick Baxter]

No

 

[DawnDusk]

Won't happen. Screening is decent, at the very least. Let's forget his criminal record, autism, and well-documented reputation. There's no way someone would overlook Chris's inability to take care of himself, which is a prerequisite for a child.

 

[trueandhonestfan]

It's more likely that Chris would make Crystal with a niggo than adopt a child.

 

[Francis York Morgan]

There are hundreds of capable, neurotypical, healthy couples out there that struggle to pass the adoption process. No way is Chris going to 'tard luck his way through it.

 

[Bertram]

Won't happen. Screening is decent, at the very least. Let's forget his criminal record, autism, and well-documented reputation. There's no way someone would overlook Chris's inability to take care of himself, which is a prerequisite for a child.

Not sure, but wouldn't Chris being on welfare and his rather temporary housing arrangements factor in too?

 

[MerriedxReldnahc]

Where is Conner at a time like this?

 

[Mr. Needful]

Chris has a better chance of a lesbian couple taking him up on his essence donation offer than he does of passing an adoption screening.

 

[Da Pickle Monsta]

I think we got rid of the What If subforum for reason.

Also, we still have a What If thread, it's literally stickied at the top of the page.

 

[trueandhonestfan]

Where is Conner at a time like this?

Keeping Molly Ringwald company in his parents' basement

 

[Lurker]

Oh my god, guys.

What if Chris actually gets pregnant and has his own child?

This is a question that needs to be answered.

 

[4Macie]

This is why there's a what if thread, use it.

 

[kristineastonchandelier]

Alright, my bad guys.

 

[trueandhonestfan]

This is why there's a what if thread, use it.

I think Inner Circle would be fine too. That way you can dedicate a whole thread to it, and it doesn't matter since everything is shit anyway.

 

[Haesindang Park]

Wasn't something like this have been posted before?

Oh my god, guys.

What if Chris actually gets pregnant and has his own child?

This is a question that needs to be answered.

Nothing because its not going to happen. The weens want it to happen though just for laughs. Second, he already pretended to do that in one of his older videos for Jackie where he gave birth to a teddy bear.