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trueandhonestfan said:
I think Inner Circle would be fine too.
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Nobody discusses anything serious in the Inner Circle.
And I'd kind of want to defend this thread, the op isn't bad, it's just that the whole thread is based on baseless speculation that is not likely to happen and it's not spurred by anything that Chris himself has recently said.
 
Since thread was locked as I was typing this; What if Chris adopted a child?

It would be creepy as all hell I'll tell you that. He would try and breast feed it and make it call him "mommy". The child would grow up super confused, because it would be raised to think all of this was normal. Her "mommy" would be way more interested in toys, and strange make believe games (roleplay). The child would be fed all sorts of nonsense and have crazy beliefs growing up. I'd say somewhere along the way before age 10 the child would figure out that something is NOT right. They'd first discover their "mother" was a complete fucking idiot, with less emotional maturity than them. They'd then realize their mom was actually a man (probably walking in one of Chris's bizarre elaborate perverted masturbation rituals). By their teens they'd run away from home or stab Chris to death out of frustration. They'd be taught no life skills and would have to figure out life on their own.
 
lipitor said:
Since thread was locked as I was typing this; What if Chris adopted a child?

It would be creepy as all hell I'll tell you that. He would try and breast feed it and make it call him "mommy". The child would grow up super confused, because it would be raised to think all of this was normal. Her "mommy" would be way more interested in toys, and strange make believe games (roleplay). The child would be fed all sorts of nonsense and have crazy beliefs growing up. I'd say somewhere along the way before age 10 the child would figure out that something is NOT right. They'd first discover their "mother" was a complete fucking idiot, with less emotional maturity than them. They'd then realize their mom was actually a man (probably walking in one of Chris's bizarre elaborate perverted masturbation rituals). By their teens they'd run away from home or stab Chris to death out of frustration. They'd be taught no life skills and would have to figure out life on their own.
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But that is a "what if" question you know. You forgot to mention that the child may have thoughts of suicide too because of this. In reality, none of this is going to happen anyways since they do background checks on people who adopt children. Chris is mentally and financially unstable so there's no way in hell he'd be able to adopt any child. In fact, I used to work for an adoption center during my internship and they do background checks. Second, case managers often check up on people who adopt children to make sure everything is fine. Knowing Chris, this is not happening so its safe to assume that he can't adopt a child.
 
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lipitor said:
Since thread was locked as I was typing this; What if Chris adopted a child?

It would be creepy as all hell I'll tell you that. He would try and breast feed it and make it call him "mommy". The child would grow up super confused, because it would be raised to think all of this was normal. Her "mommy" would be way more interested in toys, and strange make believe games (roleplay). The child would be fed all sorts of nonsense and have crazy beliefs growing up. I'd say somewhere along the way before age 10 the child would figure out that something is NOT right. They'd first discover their "mother" was a complete fucking idiot, with less emotional maturity than them. They'd then realize their mom was actually a man (probably walking in one of Chris's bizarre elaborate perverted masturbation rituals). By their teens they'd run away from home or stab Chris to death out of frustration. They'd be taught no life skills and would have to figure out life on their own.
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I don't think Chris would ever adopt a child. Remember that Crystal is his God-given daughter who is to be birthed by his sweetheart. Chris said that this was his prophetic dream, and having Crystal is his life goal (other than Sonichu, but we all know how that turned out). There is no way he would adopt a child if we consider this.
 
I mean realistically, I think Chris would take any female at this point as long as she was white. He showed interest before in hambeast, right? While this hambeast in particular didn't bite, there may be other beasts that would even accept Chris.
 

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lobotomypop said:
I actually believe there is someone out there who would marry Chris and bear his children. Unfortunately she's not within his very specific standards so he'll just be alone with Barb.
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You know people marrying for citizenship don't count, right?

What if Chris tried to fight the JERKOPS and MALE JERKS Dynasty Warriors Style? (he's played quite a bit of Hyrule Warriors)
 
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lipitor said:
Is that like the nintendo achievement board or something... sorry I don't know what I'm looking at.
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It's Chris' Miiverse profile. Some games make automatic posts on achievements and such. The cube with the checkmark means that he has played/owns the software.

He's actually either playing his Wii U right now or leaving it on like his PS3.
 
trueandhonestfan said:
It's Chris' Miiverse profile. Some games make automatic posts on achievements and such. The cube with the checkmark means that he has played/owns the software.

He's actually either playing his Wii U right now or leaving it on like his PS3.
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I think he uses his consoles to watch netflix. That might explain that.
 
lobotomypop said:
I actually believe there is someone out there who would marry Chris and bear his children. Unfortunately she's not within his very specific standards so he'll just be alone with Barb.
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At least physically, it's guaranteed that Chris is someone's type. I think even that extremely tiny margin of people would be put off once they talk to him, though.
 
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