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Containment What If?
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Actually, you'd be surprised. There's a lot of women that get really, really desperate just to have someone that they'd overlook any horrible personality flaw he has. There really is someone for everyone.. but like I said, it's unlikely she'd be a slim, smoke-free, high income kind of girl.
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He wouldn't be able to brag about his heterochromia, but he'd use it as a defense for everything. "How could I possibly of been Expected to See Michael Snyder standing near my Car when I only have One Eye??"
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There's a fetishist, somewhere, who's into Chris. (Though it's questionable if they couldn't find a comparable Chris for cheaper, money-wise.) But even if Chris was their last resort, these people aren't in Virginia.
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https://kiwifarms.net/threads/i-think-i-have-a-crush-on-chris.1564/
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That just gives a whole new meaning to 'one-eyed monster'.
(Dohohohoho)
He'd still be more mentally disabled than he would be physically.
What if Chris died BEFORE Barb?
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I wouldn't think old Snorlax's heart could take the loss of her youngest son/closest family very well. She probably die a few days after or less.
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He'd have gone through eight sweethearts, and be paying child support for all eleven Crystals.
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He probably wouldn't be the strangest person living there, by far.
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What if Chris got into a legitimate relationship, but his partner was physically abusive toward him?
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It would be kind of an upgrade of how it is with Barb.
Emotional abuse is upgraded to phyiscal abuse and spooning is upgraded to...
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He'd be hunted down by Steve Irwin if he was still alive.
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He probably would've realised how to actually profit from his "franchise" at a time when he wasn't so paranoid about trolls. Merchandise probably could've expanded into more things... Likely leading to a C&D, but he would've made nearly, as we Britbongs call it, "A grand number of pounds" from selling his stuff.
What if Chris was as severely autistic, had the same background, same shitty art and unable to improve his art and life... but actually was trying his darnest, was actually a legitimately nice person, and would actually be more than willing to listen and work with the white knights to improve his life... but kept failing anyhow despite his best efforts?
I personally think a situation like that would be far too tragic to laugh at.
I personally think a situation like that would be far too tragic to laugh at.