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AN/ALR-56 said:
What if a fanatical ween kidnapped chris?
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They would return him 12 hours later. Chris is his own self-defense against kidnapping.

If they were fanatical enough to keep him they would need to keep the manbaby well stocked with vidya, LEGO, women's clothing, crayola model magic, makeup, healthy McWraps and sweet teas with creamer, etc. You'd have to be his slave to be his kidnapper.
 
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yawning sneasel said:
They would return him 12 hours later. Chris is his own self-defense against kidnapping.

If they were fanatical enough to keep him they would need to keep the manbaby well stocked with vidya, LEGO, women's clothing, crayola model magic, makeup, healthy McWraps and sweet teas with creamer, etc. You'd have to be his slave to be his kidnapper.
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"So, you'll call your mother now and tell her she has to hand us over the ransom in unmarked Dali reproductions and q-sands."
:mad: "Hmpf! Giv- Give me some Chicken wings first, or I won't call anybody."
"Dude, you don't get it... call her, or we'll cut you up to little pieces!"
*sigh* "Just what I expected of you typical brutish males."
"Oh for the love of- Just do it already!"
:\ "I'm working on it..."
 
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How would chris react to a rich troll buying The GamE Place and transforming it into a chris chan museum?
 
Shouts of JULAY every half minute, a lot of people in clown shirts, people cosplaying former trolls and sweethearts, the dinner would be a luau hosted by Tito himself, some guy walking around handing out pictures of Tom Cruise, fanta creamsicles for dessert... I don't expect too much sex, I think most of the CWC fanbase is STRAIGHT MALES.
 
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Apocalypso said:
What if during the Gamestop incident, Chris held the mace in reverse and sprayed himself by accident?
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I think the employees would all be even MORE confused. Chris would still be arrested, but whether or not he gets charged with the felony is something else. After all, he did pepper spray himself and not the employee, and people might think that being maced is bad enough already. Then again, the charge was NOT assault, it was discharge of dangerous gasses. So even if Chris randomly was spraying the air in an empty parking lot, he would still have been guilty of that crime, much like firing a gun randomly for no reason would get you charged with reckless use of a firearm (or whatever equivalent exists in Virginia) even if no one gets hurt and no property damaged.
 
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What if Chris was the star of a Full House esque sitcom with Jace, Enter, Pixyterri, Nick Bate and Teej as his costars?
 
That would explain Stephanie going on meth, D.J. being a stepford wife to a Ruski and the twin girls who played Michelle being pro-ana bone-bags.

What if Chris went on Dr. Phil and he was convinced that Dr. Phil was the end-boss troll of the Internet.
 
yawning sneasel said:
She wouldn't part with a Q-sand to save Chris' life.

What if there was a Chris-Convention held in Charlottesville. Would Chris show up? He would make a killing.
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Given Chris's capacity to screw up anything he touches. He's find SOME way to mangle his own appearance even if it just means showing up and not saying anything and just playing whatever portable game system he has.
 
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