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Chris would be retarded.

What if Michael Snyder opened up a Jewish deli and Chris had to go there to get Barb a q-sand?
 
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yawning sneasel said:
Chris would be retarded.

What if Michael Snyder opened up a Jewish deli and Chris had to go there to get Barb a q-sand?
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He would demand that Michael Snyder reopen the Game Place so he could be unbanned from it. When that wouldn't work and he inevitably got banned from the deli, Chris would pepper-spray Snyder, then hit him with his car again. After that, he'd go on Facebook and claim Snyder was discriminating against him for being an "autistic lesbian tomgirl tranny".
 
What if Chris had never been trolled?

-Would he have retained any dignity?

-Would he be anywhere different?

- Would he actually be in a different place?

- Would he have given up on sonichu much sooner?

- Would he have gotten over his fear of a certain condiment? :pickle:

- Would it really have made so much of a difference that he'd be a functional member of society?

- Could it have possibly ended in him finding his one true sweetheart?

-He'd actually have spent 10+ years retaining a shred of dignity but be down all that medallion money which probably only amounts to around a few thousand dollars of which he mostly wasted on overpriced goods.

-Would bob still be alive?

-Plus that cat could still be alive and snoopy and clover would live in better homes...

-Did the trolls pay him a solid in helping him realize that he's a woman trapped in a autard male body?
 
normankrasner said:
Old Chris would travel back to MHS in the late 90s and argue with young Chris, like how old Biff argued with young Biff in Back to the Future 2
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Young Chris would call Old Chris a "dang dirty homo", and Old Chris would call Young Chris an "idiot JERK male". Five minutes later, they'd be fucking behind the bleachers in the gym.
 
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What if Chris had the power to split in half and regenerate repetedly? Would he create an army of tomgirl manbabies?
 
yawning sneasel said:
What if Chris had the power to split in half and regenerate repetedly? Would he create an army of tomgirl manbabies?
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Chrisses would shit themselves and do nothing.

Dynastia said:
What if Barb died?
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Chris would lose the tugboat in jail and here are my three paragraphs on why that will probably lead to Chris being raped in county prison and then going on a shooting spree
 
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