Containment What If?

[Apocalypso]

Then he would be dead, and Barb would cry.

...or shit her pants and do nothing.

如果克里斯了解到中国人吗？

 

[Picklechu]

...or shit her pants and do nothing.

如果克里斯了解到中国人吗？

人们会取笑他想说话，而不是试图讲西班牙语中国。

 

[Ukyo Kuonji]

What if CWC made the world a better place?

Implying he already hasn't.

 

[MrJakeTerror]

What if Chris had a legitimate protege/ lolcow apprentice that he took under his wing. Preferably pre-to girl era.

 

[Tayjelir]

What if Chris was a World Noble?

 

[Morbid Boredom]

What if Chris had a legitimate protege/ lolcow apprentice that he took under his wing. Preferably pre-to girl era.

Lolcows can't make friends. That's why they seek validation on the internet. A protégé is not a friend, but that level of trust is beyond the capabilities of socially retarded men.

 

[Tayjelir]

What if CWC made the world a better place?

Working everyday to show us what we shouldn't do in life kinda is making the world a better place. It's like a This is How You Don't Live or something like that.

 

[Abethedemon]

What if Chris was a competent chef?

 

[Lipitor]

What if Chris was a competent chef?

He might not have lit his house on fire trying to make a cup of coffee.

 

[chimpburgers]

What if Chris had been born as a conjoined twin?

 

[Lipitor]

What if Chris had been born as a conjoined twin?

 

[Apocalypso]

What if Chris or Barb was a hot air balloon?

 

[Lipitor]

What if Chris or Barb was a hot air balloon?

Best I can do

Spoiler

Spoiler: What if he rode in one is easier

 

[Somar]

What if Chris was actually a normal human being and was only acting autistic to try and troll us?

 

[Apocalypso]

What if Chris was actually a normal human being and was only acting autistic to try and troll us?

This world would be a much better place.

What if Chris was a cell phone?

 

[Lipitor]

This world would be a much better place.

What if Chris was a cell phone?

DON'T CALL ANYBODY!!!!!

 

[Apocalypso]

What if Chris joined the circus?

 

[Lipitor]

What if Chris joined the circus?

 

[Apocalypso]

Man, you're good at this.

Co zrobić, jeśli Chris był polski?

 

[Lipitor]

Man, you're good at this.

Co zrobić, jeśli Chris był polski?

The Polish would get made fun of even more. He'd be known as Geralt of Ruckersville.