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lipitor said:
HAHAHAHA and Chris just thinks she's sleeping. That's why she didn't go to the last two court dates.
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It's mean, but also somewhat plausible. Barb sleeps a lot, the Chandlers keep strange hours, and Chris probably doesn't see much point in waking Barb up, since she'll be cranky and demanding. When Barb does die, Chris will probably not realize it for a few hours.
 
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Ho Mo for Women said:
What if Chris was a character in a real comic book, instead of just his own webcomic?
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Instead of being a righteous hero, he'd be the sad, best bud of some female superhero, constantly hitting on her. He would be a joke character, but might have an arc realign him to be truly valiant,
 
What if instead of banning him from any form of travel, Chris parents permitted him to do so provided that he had to have a friend come along with him whenever he does?
 
MrJakeTerror said:
What if instead of banning him from any form of travel, Chris parents permitted him to do so provided that he had to have a friend come along with him whenever he does?
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Oh it'd be pretty much identical to the movie Road Trip; Chris and his bros would travel the country looking for cooze, drinking, smoking, bro-ing it up real proper.

JK. What @AnOminous said.
 
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What if you could summon Chris by saying his name in the mirror three times?

What if Chris was the Loch Ness Monster?
 
What if Chris became a metaphysical naturalist euphoric because God trolling?
(for one, the "lesbian female soul" thing would be hard to explain with the then lack of belief in a soul...)
 
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