Containment What If?

RagtimeRoastBeefy said:
What if Chris got the surgery, just millions of millions of dollars sunk into it. He essentially wins the swan
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What is hilarious about his transition is it won't matter for so many reasons. Say he transitions perfectly into a fairly convincing woman. He'd still be an ugly woman cuz he has terrible hair, facial and body structure for a woman. Like its unattractive on women. Best he can hope for is passing as an ugly woman. This rules out hookups.

Okay lesbians have been known to date some pretty butch women.... doesn't matter he still has autism. No one wants to date a tard with emotions of a bratty 10 yr old.

But what if they did? They'd still probably require him to be biologically female. Sorry that's just what lesbians prefer.

He has so much riding against him only he's delusional enough to think transitioning will affect his chances of getting china.
 
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CornetteFace said:
Follow up question. What part of Dudleyville would he hail from?
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And now, coming to the ring, weighing in at a slim trim 245 pounds, mostly in his "Daria D's", from the sewage plant district, the tranny living with Granny Dudley, D... C... Dudley!!!

Then Barb can take the mic...

"The Dudley Boys are in the house, and just turned up the heat a little bit more than normal. If I was you, I would sit down and shut the fuck up. TESTIFY!"

Then give Chris the mic...

"Hmmm yeah... jus- jus-just being in this miser-miserable, piece of shit city yeah, makes me FUCKING SICK! Hmph! You-You trolls are nothing but lower class, white trash pieces of garbage, okay? And Tonight... Tonight, Dayton, Ohio and the rest of the entire wrestling world will find-find out why me and my mother Barbara are the best gosh dang tag team in the world. Yeah. And if we had... If we had the time, we would come out there and kick every one of your asses.

I mean let's take a look at y'all. We got-We got some homo in a Hawaiian shirt down here... TITO! We got a mom in the front row who taught her daughter how to suck dick. Hmmm yeah... And we got some ugly stankasaurus who is going to take 7 inches of bent duck straight up her ass so hard she won't know what hit her... And you know the great part about it is? None of you people have got the guts to do anything about it."

(Double-D Cup Dudley, another good nickname)
 
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Double D Dudley would have been a great name for a female Dudley, obviously hailing from the Plastic Surgery district.

On topic: What if Chris' car was Kit from Night Rider?
 
They couldn't handle having a female Dudley... There is no way to avoid that getting X-Rated...
 
What if the Chandlers were stitched together?

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