Containment What If?

[RagtimeRoastBeefy]

He would make an excellent chickenshit heel. Hell, let him think it's real. He won't be able to hurt anyone.

His finisher could be the Bronco Buster. It would be a submission maneuver. I'd love to see Chris take a superkick or a stunner.

Dear god
If I had millions I'd at least put one mill to make this happen. Chris believing its real and using a steel chair on someone to repeatedly win whilst being a chickenshit heel

 

[GS 281]

He would think he was superhuman when he got to the back and watched the replays. "He put me through a table and I'm just a little sore!"

 

[Konstantinos]

What if Chris decided to make Barb his sweetheart, a la Oedipus Rex?

 

[Abethedemon]

What if Chris had the ability to alter reality, and this was actually the universe he chose to alter?

 

[CWCissey]

What if Chris decided to make Barb his sweetheart, a la Oedipus Rex?

You mean he hasn't?

 

[Somar]

What if Chris had Progeria (the Benjamin Button disease)?

 

[CWCissey]

What if Chris had Progeria (the Benjamin Button disease)?

We wouldn't know of him as he would have died 20 odd years ago.

And Progeria is not 'the Benjamin Button disease' as it's premature ageing, not being born an old man and getting younger as you go on.

 

[RagtimeRoastBeefy]

What if Chris could control mud?

What if Chris had the ability to alter reality, and this was actually the universe he chose to alter?

It would have to be in the form of a genie based wish. The negative repercussions for saying "I wish I was infamous!"

 

[CWCissey]

What if Chris could control mud?

He would be the dance hall cutie that he longed to be.

 

[CornetteFace]

What if Chris was a Death Eater

 

[GS 281]

What if Chris was a Death Eater

HIS PARENTS WERE NOT MAGICAL!

What if Kengle and Chris were locked in a seedy motel together at 8 mile and Telegraph (south side) on the outskirts of Detroit with a shit ton of art supplies, a backpage hooker about to ride the downside of the meth train and a jug of LSD? Are they ready?

 

[CornetteFace]

Chris isn't ready. He needs to huff pepper spray first.

What if Chris woke up as Stan Hansen?

 

[Apocalypso]

What if Chris woke up as Stan Hansen?

"Why am I a DANG DIRTY MALE?!"

What if Chris was the mascot of a beer brand?

 

[SpessCaptain]

"Why am I a DANG DIRTY MALE?!"

What if Chris was the mascot of a beer brand?

The beer would be foul tasting, stating it was sourced from Original Content, but really its just Blue Tab with VB.

 

[CWCissey]

The beer would be foul tasting, stating it was sourced from Original Content, but really its just Blue Tab with VB.

So Budweiser then?

 

[Apocalypso]

So Budweiser then?

What if someone called the Chandler household and did this?

 

[CWCissey]

What if someone called the Chandler household and did this?

It'd be a change to the barrage of JULAY and Batman calls. That's if the Chandlers even pick up that is!

 

[Curt Sibling]

What if Chris became a road warlord in the Mad Max universe, complete with assless chaps?

 

[Apocalypso]

What if Chris became a road warlord in the Mad Max universe, complete with assless chaps?

All the other warlords would ignore them completely.

What if Chris was a S.T.A.R.S. member?

Spoiler

 

[Curt Sibling]

It would become a police derp-partment, and all agents would be armed with legos and sonichu amulets!