Containment What If?

GrandNumberOfPounds said:
What if CWC wasn't a 30-something white American Southerner?

If he was born in ancient Rome, he would live with his parents on the farm his dad got in return for serving in the legion. He would pretend to know Attic Greek but mangle it when he spoke it. He'd also combine two Roman gods and write stories about them, thinking they were the greatest myths ever, but everyone else would laugh at him.
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He would of been chucked off a cliff at birth.
 
Chris would have a had a field day with the Salem Witch Trials, accusing JERK upon JERK of being a TROLL- I mean witch.
 
Glenn Close is Mary Lee Walsh.

trombonista said:
Chris would have a had a field day with the Salem Witch Trials, accusing JERK upon JERK of being a TROLL- I mean witch.
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Essentially, that's what the Salem Witch Trials were; the family responsible for most-if not all-the accusations was none too popular in the community.

Can't imagine Chris would get along too well during Prohibition. His loud, long-standing fight to get back into Michael Snyder's speakeasy would lead to a raid, leaving several people none too pleased.
 
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What if one day Barb finally said that she would stop washing his clothes, especially hand washing his dirty, crapped briefs. Instead of him doing it himself or going to the store to buy new clothes, he just decides to never wear clothes again.

So he spends his daily life with absolutely no clothes on. Not only in his house, but being naked in public absolutely everywhere. He's naked in the public park, naked at the mall, naked at McDonalds, and if he really wanted to piss off snyder, naked at the Game Place.

I think he would see it as an advantage to get a boyfriend free girl. After all, he wants all those naked girls on the internet to be his girlfriend, so maybe he thinks it would work if girls saw him naked instead. People would call him out on it but Chris wouldn't see anything wrong with it.
 
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You've actually managed to make nudism more horrifying than Hogwarts Exposed ever did...congrats?
 
He'd imagine the looks of horror and disgust he was getting were envy.

Oh, and he's assume every man who looked at him was a HOMO and FREAK OUT!
 
let's just say that after the "end times" and fall of our civilization, chris's art and/or videos are found by the new rulers of the earth in some archeological dig. and what if the content is the only thing found to represent humanity's time on earth? alternately, what would you want put into a time capsule of chris's stuff in order to insure this happening?
 
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The new rulers, I imagine, would probably be smart enough to realise that these comics were not realistically drawn, especially if they found fossilised human remains. I imagine they would probably think they were a kind of primitive entertainment.
However, they may consider it to be some kind of religious manuscript due to Chris's God complex. Him mentioning being Sonichu's creator, the crucifixion pose in Sonichu 10, all the times he's compared himself to God or Jesus... they may consider Chris to be the Jesus or Messiah/prophet of humanity's religion. Also they may mistake the skeletons of dead animals as proof Sonichus were real.
 
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I think a Rastafarian CWC would be hilarious, because of the religion being for niggos, how he would be even filthier, how he would be smoking marijuana, and how he would somehow bend the Ital diet to include McDonald's, Golden Corral, Coke, Orange Fanta and TV dinners.

Discuss further.
 
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but also two things: no one would be able to tell if he were "excited" and imagine all the free flowing crap......
 
I can't think of any religions that allow you to be lazy and live like a pig.

Maybe he could take part in some Native American rituals and sit in a sweat lodge? I don't know what's involved, but sitting and sweating in a hot place sounds like something CWC would be good at.
 
AllahBearMohammed
JahveBearMoses
OdinBearLoki
BuddhaBearNirvana
OmegaPointBearSingularity

Some of these sound pretty awesome, methinks.
 
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