Containment What If?

RetardedForever said:
How would Chris-Chan survive the post-human world, do you think the Neuralink AI brain chip will cure his autism?
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Well Chris is debatably human so for a post-human world to exist he would have to be dead, unless that only applies to neurotypicals. How would Chris survive in a world populated entirely by speds?
 
Webby's Boyfriend said:
What if the 2nd American Civil War or 3rd World War break out and Chris gets drafted?
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Then he would've been likely to do minimum waged military jobs that have the lowest risk. Likely because he does the war propaganda added into the future comics like Disney did to the cartoons at least for a brief period of time between the interest in South America and more original Disney fluff before the adapted story renaissance from the 50s. Remember: Chris can't handle complex politics longer than he wanted to.

Speaking of military work, Chris needs to work his lazy ass off doing something more productive all day long than that.
 
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Hear me out...what if Kiwi Farmers are a competing Pantheon to 'Goddess' Christine Weston Chandler Sonichu?

What if Chris-Chan were a deer hunter?
 
What if Chris was called by a ween pretending to be Owlman instead of Batman?
 
Another autistic one: what if OPL watched other anime (like "Bleach", which would horrify me)?

What if he got into eroge visual novels?
 
What if Chris and Bob swapped places? I.E. Chris was born in the 1920's and Bob was his retarded son that he conceived when Chris was in his 50's?
 
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Chris-chan's What If...? is THE Disney+ Chris-chan Cinematic Universe show I've been waiting for.
 
What if tomorrow Chris woke up as a TRUE and HONEST 10/10 female? How would he react? Would he go get dicked down by chad or try and get with a lesbian? Or would his poor hygiene and autism drive away even the most thirsty potential mates?
 
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Broseph said:
What if Chris and Bob swapped places? I.E. Chris was born in the 1920's and Bob was his retarded son that he conceived when Chris was in his 50's?
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Probably the same go round, we're all products of our times more or less. Maybe something in bob born 1980 wha ever would've not fed the trolls, or hell maybe never made sonichu and thus would only be talked about in passing as tha weird kid in community college.
 
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BullDogsLipBrandClamjuice said:
Probably the same go round, we're all products of our times more or less. Maybe something in bob born 1980 wha ever would've not fed the trolls, or hell maybe never made sonichu and thus would only be talked about in passing as tha weird kid in community college.
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Plus Bob was more educated and was way into engineering
It's not even uncommon for old veterans to be students in community colleges.
 
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