Containment What If?

I know this is a bit morbid but Chris in any other time or culture ends with death.

Japan- He gets mad at the JERKS. They happen to be Yakuza. Chris is never heard from again.

Ancient Rome- Thrown off a cliff.

Pirates- Dies of scurvy.

Pioneer days- Dies of dysentary.

1950's- Dies in a game of chicken against some greasers.

1940's- If he enlists, dies in the war. If he can't, dies in a negligent factory accident.

Of course I could be looking specifically for how he dies which is pretty A-Loggy. Apologies of it comes across that way.

"My name given to me by Allah and the Bear".

Actually Allah and The Bear would be a great band name.
 
19. Century Europe, bourgeois or aristocratic class: Turns into an eccentric reclusive amateur scholar who researches some obscure topic to extreme detail, such as grammar, minerals or insects (the pokemon game was actually developed by an autistic programmer who wanted to recreate the experience of insect collecting for city children). Weirds out people at parties by talking exclusively about this topic. Gets set up with a wife by his parents. Due to having received some training in manners (and personal hygiene), he actually treats said wife pretty good. As he is largely unable to function on his own, his wife has (with the help of some servants) to organize most of his life. This existence is, all-in-all, rather serene.

What if Chris had had the habit of pasting "erotic" drawings of his yiffhogs to parked cars in Charlottesville?

Imagine that you had gone to Charlottesville for fun or business... After some time, you get into your car and drive away. Some hours later, you're in a big city, e.g. Washington DC. With some perplexity, you notice that everyone stares at your car. Getting out, you notice a large drawing of Rosechu stripping for women's rights has been pasted to your rear window, along with the URL of Chris's then-current homepage and a remark about needing a boyfriend-free girl ASAP. How would you react?
 
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DykesDykesChina said:
What if Chris had had the habit of pasting "erotic" drawings of his yiffhogs to parked cars in Charlottesville?

Imagine that you had gone to Charlottesville for fun or business... After some time, you get into your car and drive away. Some hours later, you're in a big city, e.g. Washington DC. With some perplexity, you notice that everyone stares at your car. Getting out, you notice a large drawing of Rosechu stripping for women's rights has been pasted to your rear window, along with the URL of Chris's then-current homepage and a remark about needing a boyfriend-free girl ASAP. How would you react?
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i can see him getting a rape van with shecameforcwc aribrushed on the side. with him blasting sonic music and hanging outside of the high school looking for gal pals
 
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I think some guy did that in Japan and got arrested if I recall
 
Wish #1: he'd ask for a boyfriend-free girl that meets his strictest criteria
Wish #2: he'd ask for his duck to no longer be bent

If he's never seen Aladdin:

Wish #3: he'd want genie powers, forgetting that he'd end up trapped in the lamp. The parrot Iago, voiced by Gilbert Gottfried, would be his only companion for eternity. Thousands of years later, an unlucky person comes across the lamp. CWC the Genie comes out but refuses to grant any wishes. The poor chump is now the proud owner of an autistic manchild genie.

If he saw Aladdin:

Wish #3: he'll ask for all his trolls to be killed. The genie would tell him that's not allowed. CWC tardrages and shouts out he wishes he never found the lamp. The genie obliges and all his wishes are undone.
 
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It can only end with Chris under a massive pile of police officers, his arms and legs handcuffed and completely hogtied. With any luck, Bagget is the one arrests Chris.
 
What kind of dystopia are we talking? Post-apocalyptic, immediately pre-apocalyptic, Blade Runner type world?
 
For some reason I don't think he'd wish Sonichu was real, since he apparently already does. If he did, I feel like Sonichu would get bored of moving around at the speed of sound just to hit people Chris doesn't like and would become our most esteemed Christorian.
 
Reminds me of a scene from "Poison Elves"

He'd wish for a million wishes, and the Djin -- feeling puckish -- immediately summons 1,000,000 Ifrits, so he can negotiate each wish 1 at a time. :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: etc.....off into infinity.
 
I wonder what if Chris lived in the modern Japanese time.

Headlines on newspapers.

Youtube videos showing Chris naked.

Definitely gives me lulz which lasts for at least a month.

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If this happens to me, I will scream loudly. It might be my loudest scream ever.

1. A boyfriend-free girl.

2. Get rid of all the trolls.

3. Have infinite wishes.
 
Alan Pardew said:
I wonder what if Chris lived in the modern Japanese time.
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He'd be a hikomori, not because he feels too much pressure from society. But because he stays in and plays vidya all day.
 
It'll be hilarious if the new rulers ACTUALLY believed that Chris was God or something. There might be a religion about it.
 
While we haven't deciphered the language of these ancient papyri, the meaning is evident enough.
http://sonichu.com/cwcki/Sonichu_0
In the first part we see mythological tales concerning the principal deity ("God S") and his consort, and the second part depicts a deceased soul on its way to the afterlife. It seems that upon death, the natives believed that the soul enters the land of the gods where it must overcome a guardian to gain entry. Note the death-rebirth symbolism - the soul must be reborn in the image of the deity to prevail in battle.
The martial orientation of this story cycle indicates that "God S" was primarily worshipped by the elite. The five lesser gods briefly mentioned were presumably nature/agricultural deities worshipped by the common people.

The significance of this fragment, apparently illustrating a solar deity, is unknown.
http://sonichu.com/cwcki/File:SchuComic3Page17.jpg
 
GrandNumberOfPounds said:
I can't think of any religions that allow you to be lazy and live like a pig.

Maybe he could take part in some Native American rituals and sit in a sweat lodge? I don't know what's involved, but sitting and sweating in a hot place sounds like something CWC would be good at.
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I don't think he'd do well in a sweat lodge. Going for a sweat means following the proper rituals and etiquette and expressing the utmost gratitude towards everyone involved. Chris would probably want to break out his DS and violate every no-no in the process (lighting up the lodge, disrupting the prayers, being disrespectful towards pretty much everyone ).
 
1: Boyfriend-free girl.

2: Eternal torture of everyone who ever caused him stress, and he can watch it at any time.

3: To live in Cwcville.

Or...

1: Whatever game he currently wants.

2: Get back in the GamePlace.

3: Go back to highschool.
 
Yeah, I'd doubt he'd do well in a sweat lodge either. I had no idea what was involved, but yeah, it sounds like a form of meditation. CWC isn't exactly the contemplative type.

The only thing I can think of is a religion where something like Shrove Tuesday or Mardi Gras was a common occurrence. Maybe he'd be a good Epicurean, without all the philosophical stuff?

What if CWC tried to live Ash Ketchum's life and try to catch and train wild Pokemon?

I doubt it would end well.
 
he would complain about taking care of them on facebook, then he'd probably try to run them over. assuming they didn't get crushed by barb's horde
 
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