Containment What If?

Realshow said:
What if Chris became the governor of Virginia?
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He'd be Governor Phatt.

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Strelok said:
What if Chris grew up in West Virginia.
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He would die sooner. Chris would learn that he has diabetes and the doctor would tell him to take some Robitussin, because West Virginians don't know shit about medicine or healthcare. People always like to hate on South Carolina, but you haven't seen redneck until you've been to West Virginia.

What if Chris was a member of Deagle Nation and had accompanied Eli on Operation: Tupacalypse?
 
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He would only fool about 10% of people leaving the remaining 90% wondering how people on a board like this could have been fooled by something so transparent. Funny, but transparent.

What if Chris played for the 2008 Detroit Lions?
 
Somari1996 said:
Chris ran away from home
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Maybe he did for a little bit now and then while growing up. There was a newspaper article awhile back that said that running away from home is a common behavior in children with autism.
 
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yawning sneasel said:
He would only fool about 10% of people leaving the remaining 90% wondering how people on a board like this could have been fooled by something so transparent. Funny, but transparent.

What if Chris played for the 2008 Detroit Lions?
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They wouldn't have been shit and would have gone on to win the Superbowl, because the other teams would refuse to tackle Chris because he reeks of ass.
 
What if God really exists? What would he say to Chris when he dies? What would be God's reaction to Chris's life review?
 
What if it really was the Sailor Moon poster keeping him straight, and he's now a "lesbian soul" because the poster was lost in the fire?
 
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normankrasner said:
What if Chris became a US Senator?
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Whatever political party he aligned with will never be taken seriously again.
normankrasner said:
What if Chris took a cross country car trip to Legoland (either CA or FL)?
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Barb will change the locks on him for leaving on his own again. And if the Commonwealth of Virginia has any degree of better judgement, authorities would make efforts to keep him from even leaving the county area.
Truant said:
What if it really was the Sailor Moon poster keeping him straight, and he's now a "lesbian soul" because the poster was lost in the fire?
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Then we have reached the more spiritual side of the Kiwi Farms.

What if Chris was a Kids Next Door operative during his childhood and his Autism is a result of a decommissioning gone horribly wrong?
 
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MrJakeTerror said:
What if Chris was a Kids Next Door operative during his childhood and his Autism is a result of a decommissioning gone horribly wrong?
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None of the KND would dare deal with him, classifying him as highly dangerous.

What if Barb was a hot-air balloon?
 
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Rather than going anywhere she would make Chris drive patrons from point A to point B.

What if Chris and Kengel made a sex tape?
 
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