Containment What If?

[Betachu]

What if Clyde Cash sat on Chris and galloped on him like a horse?

Cakefarts 2: Clydlectro Boogaloo.

 

[Apocalypso]

What if Chris and Clyde Cash switched bodies?

 

[Betachu]

What if Chris and Clyde Cash switched bodies?

Chris would either make a 3 second video where he just screams "I'M A NIGOOOOO" or try hacking Clyde's internet accounts but not realizing the most obvious of passwords. Meanwhile, Clyde would murder himself and seconds before he dies he'd reenter his own body.

 

[Somar]

What if Chris was in a fight with liam neeson?

 

[Apocalypso]

What if Chris was in a fight with liam neeson?

Chris would be passed before the fight would begin.

What if Chris had the Annabelle doll?

 

[ToroidalBoat]

Annabelle doll?

Chris may already have something far more frightening.

Something that's been rumored to have survived the Great Coffee Fire unscathed.

Spoiler

[pic of sanic totem missing]

 

[normankrasner]

what if Mary Lee Walsh ran for a public office and Chris ran swiftboat campaign against her?

 

[MasterDisaster]

what if Mary Lee Walsh ran for a public office and Chris ran swiftboat campaign against her?

Soulja Boy would win, obviously.

 

[Apocalypso]

What if Chris was Donald Trump's biological son?

 

[CWCissey]

What if Chris was Donald Trump's biological son?

MY DAD'S HAIR IS NOT FAKE!

 

[Handsome Pete]

What if Chris was Donald Trump's biological son?

He would inherit his hairline and nothing else.

 

[CWCissey]

He would inherit his hairline and nothing else.

And his propensity to go bankrupt.

 

[MasterDisaster]

And his propensity to go bankrupt.

Don't forget the misguided sense of self-importance and waiting for people to bail you out of your stupid mistakes.

 

[Somar]

What if Chris changed his full name from Christian back to Christopher?

 

[MMX]

What if Chris changed his full name from Christian back to Christopher?

he would incur the wrath of the god bear as an apostate

 

[Apocalypso]

What if Chris' anger over Sonic's arms became channeled into a breakfast cereal?

Spoiler

Lucky Blarms.

 

[Somar]

What if Chris moved to China?

 

[Apocalypso]

What if Chris moved to China?

Yeah, in his dreams.

 

[SOINCHU]

What if Chris suddenly became MORE autistic?

 

[Apocalypso]

What if Chris suddenly became MORE autistic?

Chris' life would be even sadder, no joke.